# Ken "Piglet Rapist" Ham's war on Bill Nye **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193 "2012-08-30T21:52:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/1 "2012-08-30T21:52:02Z")
Creotard “Museum” founder Ken Ham hates Bill Nye and reality: > [@](#): > > Bill Nye the science guy wants to make sure your kids believe evolution as fact. Be warned–he is out to get your kids for evolution. Watch this short video as he shows he has no understanding of the difference between historical science and observational science. He really should be called, Bill Nye the evolution guy: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYJfwFgOU](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHbYJfwFgOU) Here’s some more of the whining from Answers in Genesis: > [@](#): > > At AiG and the Creation Museum, we teach children and adults the truth concerning who they are in the Creator’s eyes—and where they came from. We tell people that they do have purpose and meaning in life and that they were created for a purpose. Our Creator loves us, even while we were sinners (for we have all sinned in Adam). Christ paid the penalty for our sin and offers a free gift of salvation. No, we are not just evolved animals as Nye believes; we are all made in the image of God. Their video: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-AyDtD6sPA&list=UUXLsVwHXCzoSY9b8M65pOJg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-AyDtD6sPA&list=UUXLsVwHXCzoSY9b8M65pOJg) Yet the "museum " touts fire breating dragons and dinosaurs living with humans as “fact”… Totally fucked in th’ head. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/2 "2012-08-30T22:14:49Z")
Wait … what about piglets, now? ---
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/3 "2012-08-30T22:30:12Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Wait … what about piglets, now? Simply an affectionate nickname for Kenny. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/4 "2012-08-30T23:46:25Z")
Aww, they won’t allow ratings for their little video. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/5 "2012-08-30T23:48:27Z")
> [@pythonzzz](#): > > Simply an affectionate nickname for Kenny. But is he a rapist of piglets or a piglet who is a rapist? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/6 "2012-08-30T23:52:05Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > But is he a rapist of piglets or a piglet who is a rapist? Probably the former. Priests rape kids; guys who run creationist “museums” rape piglets. It’s a pattern! ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/7 "2012-08-30T23:58:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Our Creator loves us, even while we were sinners (for we have all sinned in Adam). Yea, he loves us so much that he just continues to beat the shit out of the Haitians. He’s doing it for their own good because he loves them, sinners that they are. If anyone is dying for our sins it is the Haitians. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/8 "2012-08-31T00:01:31Z")
Do you think a piglet that’s been raped would produce saltier bacon? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/9 "2012-08-31T00:09:28Z")
Unless it happend when I was \*really \*drunk I’m pretty sure all my sins have been in Eve. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/10 "2012-08-31T00:13:32Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Do you think a piglet that’s been raped would produce saltier bacon? More protein, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/11 "2012-08-31T00:17:18Z")
“Squeal!!! Squeal like a piggy!” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/12 "2012-08-31T00:36:01Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > “Squeal!!! Squeal like a piggy!” Praise the Lord! The day of Deliverance is here at last! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/13 "2012-08-31T00:54:33Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Unless it happend when I was \*really \*drunk I’m pretty sure all my sins have been in Eve. I hope you don’t mean **Eve** , else you got some ‘splainin’ to do. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/14 "2012-08-31T00:57:16Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > I hope you don’t mean **Eve** , else you got some ‘splainin’ to do. 😕 :eek: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/15 "2012-08-31T01:37:32Z")
[Chewing] This is good bacon. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/16 "2012-08-31T10:15:44Z")
According to the Creation Museum “Our creator loves us”. Then how come every _ **day** _, about 25,000 children die from malnutrition? Whose sins are they dying for? ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/17 "2012-08-31T10:51:27Z")
Give me Ham on Nye, hold the Mayo. ---
**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/18 "2012-08-31T11:17:26Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > Unless it happend when I was \*really \*drunk I’m pretty sure all my sins have been in Eve. You mean like stealing ISK and blowing up noobs in 0.0 space? [/nerdjoke] ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/19 "2012-08-31T11:28:08Z")
I am missing DragonCon to be home for guests this weekend. Somehow, being ‘here’ on this thread makes me less unhappy about my decision. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193/20 "2012-08-31T11:42:22Z")
Apropos of nothing: the Creation Museum lies just a stone’s throw away from my hometown. If you’re thinking of a visit, don’t bother; the proportion of the museum devoted to life-size models of Adam and Eve riding dinosaurs is much lower than in the advertising. An exhibit of Ken Ham riding a piglet, now, that’d be something. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ken-piglet-rapist-hams-war-on-bill-nye/633193.md?page=2)