Doesn’t Mrs Thierstein-Simões-Ferreira-Heinz-Kerry technically live in Pennsyvania?
I realize this is a bit of a joke, but I wonder at its underlying message. Should we start counting and rating the marriages of all public figures and their spouses? Because if we do, I suspect that those on the opposite end of the aisle from Mr. Thierstein-Simões-Ferreira-Heinz-Kerry are going to come out the worse.
Me 'n Oy!, who until just this moment was was Oyl, as in Olive.
:smack: 
She’s only been married twice; you’ve got some extra hyphens in there. She just has a long name.
and never divorced. sen. heinz died in a 'copter crash.
Her born name is Maria Teresa Thierstein Simões Ferreira, so she’s actually shortened it, even with her two married names.
From wiki: Teresa Heinz - Wikipedia.
(1) It wasn’t me who first referred to her with that name.
(2) I didn’t say she had been divorced.
(3) My question stands. What is the underlying message?
Hyphenated names. Ugh!