# Kenneth Eng hates everyone!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 1, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149 "2007-03-01T13:30:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/1 "2007-03-01T13:30:43Z")

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I’ll put this in the pit, since that is where this will end up. Here is the apology from Asian Week for his column on why he hates blacks:

[http://news.asianweek.com/news/](http://news.asianweek.com/news/)

But he also hates whites:

[http://news.asianweek.com/news/view\_article.html?article\_id=33bdb64c5b346a69bab3a2d448603596](http://news.asianweek.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=33bdb64c5b346a69bab3a2d448603596)

OK, so he richly deserves pitting and I’ll leave it to the other posters who are much better at flaming to actually rant at this fucker, but the rag that printed the earlier article about whites didn’t get any flak for that article? Where was the outrage then? So, who should get pitted, Kenneth Eng for being an ignorant twat, Asian Week for printing it or those folks who are outraged about his commentary on blacks but do not condem him for his views on whites? The mind boggles.

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/2 "2007-03-01T14:51:28Z")

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He also [hates Asians](http://news.asianweek.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=7db9bd5343504d52fa065fef122fc04d). We all know, of course, why he only gets flak for hating black people. Groups claiming to represent blacks take offense much more easily than their white or Asian counterparts.

(Now let the search for a more politically correct explanation begin)

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/3 "2007-03-01T14:54:30Z")

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[QUOTE=cards]  
But he also hates whites:

[http://news.asianweek.com/news/view\_article.html?article\_id=33bdb64c5b346a69bab3a2d448603596](http://news.asianweek.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=33bdb64c5b346a69bab3a2d448603596)  
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Looks like the theme of that article is that whites hates Asians, not that he hates whites.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/4 "2007-03-01T14:55:13Z")

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'Cause nobody reads it?  
Total Circulation [48,505](http://www.asianweek.com/mediakit/circulation.html)  
CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/5 "2007-03-01T15:12:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Revtim]  
Looks like the theme of that article is that whites hates Asians, not that he hates whites.  
[/QUOTE]

True to an extent. Look at point 5 and his use of the word “Aryans” among other not so subtle ways to “indict” whites. I also missed his Asian rant. Is this guy just an attention whore, saying anything to get noticed? If so, I’m sorry I brought it up and fed the troll.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/6 "2007-03-01T16:50:40Z")

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Out of curiosity, can anyone give me a link to the original article?

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**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/7 "2007-03-01T17:02:00Z")

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Interesting guy. It seems as though he’s created his own reality and now is making a living railing against it. The two articles I read are so far out there that I wonder if they’re meant to be ironic:

> [@Kenneth Eng](#):
>
> If I saw an Asian being stereotyped in a movie theater, I would immediately stand up and shout incessantly at the screen so that none of the white audience members could enjoy the film

What is this guy on?

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**Author:** ![Montgomery0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/0ea827/32.png) [@Montgomery0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montgomery0)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/8 "2007-03-01T17:06:23Z")

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[QUOTE=cards]

OK, so he richly deserves pitting and I’ll leave it to the other posters who are much better at flaming to actually rant at this fucker, but the rag that printed the earlier article about whites didn’t get any flak for that article? Where was the outrage then?

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If you go back to your first link you will find that they have already put up an apology distancing themselves from the author. I’m sure if you report that second link they will remove it as well.

Also, if you look at that link where he says he hates Asians, he calls himself an “Asian Supremacist.” That alone should let you know he is something to be marginalized and ignored.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/9 "2007-03-01T17:17:07Z")

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[QUOTE=athelas]  
He also [hates Asians](http://news.asianweek.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=7db9bd5343504d52fa065fef122fc04d). We all know, of course, why he only gets flak for hating black people. Groups claiming to represent blacks take offense much more easily than their white or Asian counterparts.  
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Well obviously the difference is…

> [@](#):
>
> (Now let the search for a more politically correct explanation begin)

Darnit! Thwarted again!  
Seriously, you’re dumber than I thought if you thought that article was, despite it’s title, a serious invective against Asians.

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**Author:** ![Viridiana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Viridiana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Viridiana)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/10 "2007-03-01T19:09:08Z")

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[QUOTE=athelas]  
We all know, of course, why he only gets flak for hating black people. Groups claiming to represent blacks take offense much more easily than their white or Asian counterparts.

(Now let the search for a more politically correct explanation begin)  
[/QUOTE]

Why would you even say that? What’s your point?

Back to Kenneth Eng, it boggles my mind that he’s been published at all. Besides being a sloppy thinker and adherent to belief in stereotypes, he’s a terrible writer.

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/11 "2007-03-01T19:12:14Z")

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Well, it’s blanket condemnation of a large segment of the Asian community (apologies for pretentious phrase). Quite comparable to Chris Rock’s [controversial routine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggas_vs._Black_People), but note the lack of controversy here.

Edit: In case it’s not obvious from the preceding, yeah, I agree that Mr. Eng is an idiot. But that’s hardly under debate here.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/12 "2007-03-01T19:28:46Z")

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[QUOTE=athelas]  
Well, it’s blanket condemnation of a large segment of the Asian community (apologies for pretentious phrase). Quite comparable to Chris Rock’s [controversial routine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niggas_vs._Black_People), but note the lack of controversy here.  
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I didn’t realize that routine was so controversial at the time (was there backlash? a demand of an apology?). Besides that, you’re missing the obvious:

Chris Rock Kenneth Eng

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/13 "2007-03-02T00:16:02Z")

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[QUOTE=velvetjones]

[QUOTE=Kenneth Eng]

If I saw an Asian being stereotyped in a movie theater, I would immediately stand up and shout incessantly at the screen so that none of the white audience members could enjoy the film…  
[/QUOTE]

What is this guy on?  
[/QUOTE]

While he could probably do that in a screening of, say, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” and survive with a few shushes and angry glares, I suspect that enacting the same “protest” during (for example) a Jackie Chan or Jet Li movie would likely earn him a lively pummeling from annoyed, testosterone-pumped meatheads of all races, colors, and creeds.

Which the latter I strongly encourage, assuming he isn’t just a print-media troll (an assumption I’m not comfortable in making yet).

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/14 "2007-03-02T00:22:15Z")

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Eng’s an ass, and I have no fucking idea why this newspaper thought it was a good idea to print his screeds.

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/15 "2007-03-02T00:38:42Z")

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> [@Kenneth Eng](#):
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> Most Asians know that everywhere we go, white/black/Hispanic people hurl racist remarks at us. I have already received about **10 racist remarks in the past three months** and **I have only been out of my home a handful of times**

You are a sad, funny little man.  
also  
Chinks.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/16 "2007-03-02T00:58:38Z")

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A complete listing of the racist remarks received by Kenneth Eng over the last three months:

1. Hi, my name is Tom, and I’ll be your waiter today.
2. Would you like paper or plastic?
3. Do you have the time?
4. You see the game last night?
5. Looks like rain.
6. What is with the traffic today?
7. Pardon me.
8. At the tone, Pacific Daylight time will be five forty five, exactly.
9. Fuck you, you fucking slant-eyed chink bastard!
10. Pass the salt, please.

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/17 "2007-03-02T01:17:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1. Fuck you, you fucking slant-eyed chink bastard!

I don’t get it. How could he possibly construe this as racist? :dubious:  
I mean the rest of them, sure, I’d be pissed if I heard somebody saying things like that but this?! It’s a standard greeting!

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/18 "2007-03-02T01:19:32Z")

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1. _Hoppy Easter!_

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/19 "2007-03-02T01:21:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
8. At the tone, Pacific Daylight time will be five forty five, exactly.  
[/QUOTE]

This is hate speech. I hope they ban your sorry ass, you racist prick.

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenneth-eng-hates-everyone/394149/20 "2007-03-02T02:53:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Miller]  
3. Do you have the time?  
[/QUOTE]

What, to do your fucking differential equations? You know what, I’m tired of little fuckwits like you expecting me to be good at math just because I’m Asian. _Zat’s wacist_, zat ees!

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