# Kenny Rogers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716 "2016-08-04T07:06:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/1 "2016-08-04T07:06:18Z")
I just now realized how old Kenny is looking. Makes me sad. Anybody else feeling this? Yes, i have been drinking again. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/2 "2016-08-04T07:08:05Z")
I got news for you: 78-minus-a-few-days _is_ old. ---
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/3 "2016-08-04T07:18:59Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > I got news for you: 78-minus-a-few-days _is_ old. Yeah I guess 78 is sort of old. Just makes me sad. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/4 "2016-08-04T09:50:13Z")
I have nothing to add to the thread. I just dropped in to see what condition his condition was in. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/5 "2016-08-04T11:20:30Z")
“Hey, Kenny Rogers…! Mind if I shovel grave-dirt in your face…?” “Not at all, kid. You want an autograph too…?” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/6 "2016-08-04T11:24:52Z")
Every hand’s a winner, and every hand’s a loser, and the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/7 "2016-08-04T11:40:18Z")
after Lucille left him, its been all downhill. ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/8 "2016-08-04T11:43:53Z")
I’ll take old over dead any day. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/9 "2016-08-04T12:55:09Z")
It’s what happens when you live through the years. ---
**Author:** ![jasnooks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@jasnooks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasnooks)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/10 "2016-08-04T13:39:08Z")
What, no gambler jokes? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/11 "2016-08-04T13:46:31Z")
> [@jasnooks](#): > > What, no gambler jokes? It wasn’t in the cards. (post 6) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/12 "2016-08-04T13:57:02Z")
I’m not worried about Kenny. I think he’ll break even. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2016, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kenny-rogers/761716/13 "2016-08-04T14:05:36Z")
A drunken post in the wrong forum? I know when to fold em.