# Kentucky Fried Klan **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398 "2012-09-11T14:18:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/1 "2012-09-11T14:18:11Z")
I ran across this post on another message board and it amuses me no end: > [@](#): > > Believe it or Not, Atheist is a Religion. Just Like the Devil Worship and the Ku Kluks Klan is a Religion. I am imagining chickens in white sheets. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/2 "2012-09-11T14:20:57Z")
HAH! I didn’t get it until I read it twice. Nice catch MMM. ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/3 "2012-09-11T14:24:12Z")
Yeah… Atheism is a religion like baldness is a hair color. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/4 "2012-09-11T14:27:33Z")
Personally, I prefer the Old Boys’ “network” – Ku Klux LAN ---
**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/5 "2012-09-11T16:03:05Z")
For some reason, everybody up here calls it the Klue Klux Klan. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/6 "2012-09-11T16:34:07Z")
I always said they were a bunch of clucks. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/7 "2012-09-11T16:57:12Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > Personally, I prefer the Old Boys’ “network” – Ku Klux LAN You win the thread! HAH! Now I’m all upset over the idea that I’ve been eatin’ KFC Original Racist Chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/8 "2012-09-11T17:02:42Z")
The Kook Lux Clan: highlighting bigotry since 1865! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/9 "2012-09-11T17:22:28Z")
Cross-roasted for that extra crispy taste. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/10 "2012-09-11T18:29:56Z")
The August 1972 issues of _National Lampoon_ ran a parody by Michael O’Donoghue entitled “Tales from the South”. It was a parody of George Wallace’s careeer done as if it were the old EC Horror comic “Tales from the Crypt”. But it featured a KKK-styled Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket on the cover (with a crypt-keeper-like Colonel Sanders). It was reprinted in _The Best of National Lampoon #4_. [http://www.marksverylarge.com/issues/7208.html](http://www.marksverylarge.com/issues/7208.html) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/11 "2012-09-11T18:47:28Z")
Made from 11 secret Herbs, including… Herb Pinnock Herb Murphey Herb Kettleman Herb Bishop Herb Jeter Herb Cooksey Herb Thrash Herb Myers Herb Malvey Herb Stark and Herb Thigpen. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/12 "2012-09-11T19:43:53Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > You win the thread! HAH! > > Now I’m all upset over the idea that I’ve been eatin’ KFC Original Racist Chicken. No dark meat. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/13 "2012-09-11T20:04:27Z")
Anyone want to see [4 naked chicks in a hot tub](http://www.lulztruck.com/2221/4-naked-chicks-and-a-hot-tub/)? ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/14 "2012-09-11T20:56:57Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Anyone want to see [4 naked chicks in a hot tub](http://www.lulztruck.com/2221/4-naked-chicks-and-a-hot-tub/)? That is SOOOOOOO NSFW! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kentucky-fried-klan/634398/15 "2012-09-11T21:02:39Z")
Why did the Klanner cross the road?