# Kept off a plane for carrying a book?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 19, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519 "2001-10-19T23:47:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/1 "2001-10-19T23:47:37Z")

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Naturally, airport security is paramount right now. But I’ve got to admit, this seems excessive to me:  
According to [this article](http://www.citypaper.net/articles/101801/news.godfrey.shtml), 22 year old Neil Godfrey was kept off a United flight from Philadelphia to Phoenix because he was carrying a copy of [Hayduke Lives,](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0316004138/qid=1003533760/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_3_1/002-5076236-8488061) a **novel** about a fictional environmental terrorist. The cover art shows a man’s hand holding a bundle of dynamite with an attached timer. Does anyone think that any reasonable person should assume that reading this novel makes someone a threat to security somehow? (The book was examined for 45 minutes, which should have been adequate to determine that it was a harmless work of fiction.)

What next? “I’m sorry sir, you can’t fly. The Bukowski novel in your bag suggests to us that you may drink too much and become a nuisance.” :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/2 "2001-10-20T00:30:37Z")

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Maybe if it was a really _bad_ book.

“Okay, this is a hijacking! Everyone do as I say! I’ve got a copy of Britney Spears’ autobiography, and if you don’t do as I say I’ll start _reading aloud._”

Some books, the pilots of the plane would voluntarily crash the thing into a building if you actually did that.

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/3 "2001-10-20T00:46:55Z")

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Unfortunate incident, but there seems to be a dispute about the guy joking about a bomb.

I understand that people carrying on bottles of water are asked to take a sip. Not a time to joke by falling on the floor.

Seriously, I recently flew and I did consider what book to bring and what jewelry to wear. Didn’t want any delays in traveling.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/4 "2001-10-20T16:39:44Z")

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Maybe he was carrying a **concealed** book.

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**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/5 "2001-10-20T16:58:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tracer \*  
> \*\*Maybe he was carrying a **concealed** book. \*\*

There should be a law!

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/6 "2001-10-20T18:26:57Z")

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\<insert obligatory singing of “I’m Just a Bill” here\>

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kept-off-a-plane-for-carrying-a-book/88519/7 "2001-10-20T19:42:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Maybe if it was a really bad book.
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> “Okay, this is a hijacking! Everyone do as I say! I’ve got a copy of Britney Spears’ autobiography, and if you don’t do as I say I’ll start reading aloud.”
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> Some books, the pilots of the plane would voluntarily crash the thing into a building if you actually did that.

**MEBuckner** , that information was not supposed to be released to the public yet.

Some gentlemen from the Company will be visiting you soon.

😉
