# KGS you silly boy, get your ass in here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499 "2006-05-05T03:28:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/41 "2006-05-05T12:33:26Z")
[QUOTE=SkipMagic] Which, quite honestly, is why it’s been left open. When **Lord Ashtar** asked for permission to start the thread, my assumption at the time was that he was kidding around and was just going to use it as a fun game. The assumption is my fault, of course, (and I in no way mean to imply that **Lord Ashtar** was deceitful in his request) but when I realized that he _wasn’t_ joking, the thread had turned worthwhile with the involvment of **Ianzin** and others. Sometimes it’s better to leave these threads open so that it can be shown how meritless psychic claims tend to be. [/QUOTE] You mean he was _serious._ I opened that thread when it first started and just assumed it was one of the MPSIMS games, with the funniest comment coming from **Hal Briston,** asking how “many fingers am I holding up”. I figured it would continue in that vien and went back to reading other forums. Oh, and **KGS** is being extremely disingenuous in his arguements. At least my belief in the Flying Spagetti Monster is based on sound evidence, proven by the scientific method. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/42 "2006-05-05T12:37:50Z")
It’s not even baseless character assassination… more like baseless character lobbing of water balloons and saying “Pew pew! Pew pew!” ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/43 "2006-05-05T13:32:30Z")
I’d like to run blindly across this thread, throwing water balloons and yelling “Pew pew! Pew pew!” at people. I’d also like to point out that both I and the Amazing Randi would be delighted to find real, honest evidence of reliable psychic powers. I’m pretty sure most people here would be, too. A whole _new_ world of things to investigate. A new golden era for humanity. Heck, money coming out of trees, and we’d be on the ground floor, if that’s what motivates you. We just havn’t found anything repeatable or useful yet. Sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/44 "2006-05-05T14:30:47Z")
[QUOTE=Harborwolf] In the future, I will be a member of the Fantastic Four (The human Torch. Thanks for asking) and together we will roll a tractor down a hill to hit a woman who buys lots of lottery tickets. [/QUOTE] Well, that’s not very superheroic of you. Unless, I guess, the woman was Dr. Doom in drag and he was trying to win the lottery as part of his scheme to take over the world, or something. But, still… ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/45 "2006-05-05T15:29:33Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] However, a person who lashes out with false accusations against another poster, accusing them of hostility when they have displayed none, and calling someone who has been unswaveringly polite an “asshole” is displaying antisocial behavior that resembles psychosis. [/QUOTE] What false accusations? Look, I know I was set up by the wolf pack. Funny, that kind of behavior is inherently…well, psychic. How else do wolves communicate with each other, bait someone for the kill? That is the hypocrasy of it all. Can you explain EXACTLY how the brain works? No? Well, then you must not have a brain. It is all an illusion, this Game is fleeting and we should all be happy that we aren’t the one who got run over by a Skittles truck yesterday morning. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/46 "2006-05-05T15:34:38Z")
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal] Right. Just like you were too busy to support your claims that **ianzin** was evasive, hostile, and in denial. Whether you like it or not your words are there and anyone who cares to can see for themselves how utterly without merit your claims are, and how utterly devoid of character, class, and integrity you are. [/QUOTE] Wow, you are looking at yourself in the mirror pretty deep there. Remember what I said about preserving self-identity? Look, I know I got played. I’ve been Pitted before, it doesn’t bother me. And, I know what it’s like to be a bully. There is SWEET satisfaction in ostracizing some individual because he looks different, has ideas outside the norm, is smaller and weaker than others, etc. SWEET satisfaction. All of you, I am sure know what I’m talking about. So, go right ahead. You can’t kill Nathaniel. It is _forbidden_ for the System to kill an Inner Child. (I hope.) ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/47 "2006-05-05T15:41:42Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] What false accusations? [/QUOTE] Your false accusations that any post in that thread by **Ianzin** could be in any way described as the actions of an asshole. In fact, despite the typical acrimony that tends to surround any thread on this message board regarding the psychic, I can only see one poster whose behavior can be classified as that of an asshole: **KGS**. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/48 "2006-05-05T16:07:16Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] In fact, despite the typical acrimony that tends to surround any thread on this message board regarding the psychic, I can only see one poster whose behavior can be classified as that of an asshole: **KGS**. [/QUOTE] Well **tomndebb** , I will give you credit for one thing. At least you are posting your opinion as an individual, a regular member, instead of using your Moderator status to bully me further. There’s real integrity there, and I appreciate that. You know, there was a study once, where the teacher would draw two sets of lines on the chalkboard. Set A were the same length, Set B one was clearly longer than the other. The teacher would ask, which set of lines were the same. Now…all the students _except_ one (the test subject) were in on the experiment. They all chose Set B, deliberately wrong. All of them. And when the test subject himself was asked…how did he respond? He went with the crowd, and chose Set B. The incorrect choice, even though he _knew_ it was wrong. Nearly every time. Every time I was told that story, I assumed it meant that the subject was wrong, that his choice was illogical, he should have chosen the correct choice (Set A) and not given in to peer pressure. But lately…I’m thinking, I got the message wrong. Perhaps, the point was that you _should_ go along with Set B. Become part of the crowd, ignore your own eyes and ears and the facts of the exam. Reject being an individual, ignore your own perception of truth. Well, too late to turn back now. I’ve committed myself to being an individual, to avoiding the crowd if I don’t agree with their ideals. Maybe, that’s why I’m still alive. (How sucky is that?) Heh. “Asshole.” I am not the one showing sociopathic behavoir here. Not that I expect anyone else to admit to that. After all, if you are sociopathic, you probably think you are completely normal. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/49 "2006-05-05T16:17:08Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] All I can say is…there IS something to it. You can’t convince me otherwise. [/QUOTE] Perhaps not the best choice of words to use in a thread where **you** argue that **others** are being close-minded? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/50 "2006-05-05T16:21:32Z")
Oh, good. It’s the “Persecuted Nonconformist” defense. Let me check my card. I have BINGO! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/51 "2006-05-05T16:21:48Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] But lately…I’m thinking, I got the message wrong. Perhaps, the point was that you _should_ go along with Set B. Become part of the crowd, ignore your own eyes and ears and the facts of the exam. Reject being an individual, ignore your own perception of truth. [/QUOTE] There is no spoon. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/52 "2006-05-05T16:31:56Z")
[QUOTE=wevets] Perhaps not the best choice of words to use in a thread where **you** argue that **others** are being close-minded? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Yeah, yeah. The rules only apply to me, and no one else. Do you really expect anyone to buy that? After all, Set A is equal. Not Set B. Are you one of the deluded test subjects, or part of the conspiracy? Please, inform me. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/53 "2006-05-05T16:40:58Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] There is no spoon. [/QUOTE] Actually, there is. But it’s a teaspoon, not a tablespoon. That’s where the dissonance comes from. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/54 "2006-05-05T16:45:11Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] Well, too late to turn back now. I’ve committed myself to being an individual, to avoiding the crowd if I don’t agree with their ideals. Maybe, that’s why I’m still alive. (How sucky is that?) Heh. “Asshole.” I am not the one showing sociopathic behavoir here. Not that I expect anyone else to admit to that. After all, if you are sociopathic, you probably think you are completely normal. [/QUOTE] Just to be clear: I have taken no position on the issue of psychic phenomena. This board entertains people holding a myriad of beliefs, from the prosaic to the phantasmagorical, from the credulous to the skeptical. I find that many posters with whose views I am at complete odds are still worthwhile persons who display admirable traits outside (occasionally even within) the topics on which we disagree. You may, indeed, be one such, yourself. However, the topic in this thread has been your _behavior_ in a different thread, (behavior you are repeating, here), particularly as it related to the poster **Ianzin**. You have mischaracterized the actual statements that **Ianzin** posted and have, further, made insulting remarks regarding **Ianzin** , and have, finally, made false accusations regarding **Ianzin** ’s manner of posting. It is in those actions that you have called down opprobrium on your own head. Your attempt to deflect that legitimate criticism by trying to portray yourself of a victim of group pressure does nothing to change your actions (not your beliefs) in the other thread. They simply make it appear as though you are petulantly rationalizing your behavior. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/55 "2006-05-05T16:49:23Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] You have mischaracterized the actual statements that **Ianzin** posted and have, further, made insulting remarks regarding **Ianzin** , and have, finally, made false accusations regarding **Ianzin** ’s manner of posting. It is in those actions that you have called down opprobrium on your own head. Your attempt to deflect that legitimate criticism by trying to portray yourself of a victim of group pressure does nothing to change your actions (not your beliefs) in the other thread. They simply make it appear as though you are petulantly rationalizing your behavior. [/QUOTE] Very well, I give up. I choose Set B. I apologize, sincerely, to everyone including Ianzin. Do me the favor, everyone, and accept it at face value. Otherwise, I will remember this. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/56 "2006-05-05T16:54:43Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] Otherwise, I will remember this. [/QUOTE] I really, _really_ hope you’re twirling a handlebar mustache right now. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/57 "2006-05-05T16:55:57Z")
Wait-is this the guy whose first posts here were about how he was predicting sports scores and weather or some shit like that? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/58 "2006-05-05T16:56:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Otherwise, I will remember this. Is that a _threat_? I would hope that you _would_ remember this, (although it appears from your post that you have not actually taken the lesson offered). _C’est la guerre._ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/59 "2006-05-05T16:57:48Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] Look, I know I was set up by the wolf pack. [/QUOTE] “Bitch set me up!” ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499/60 "2006-05-05T17:59:31Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb] (although it appears from your post that you have not actually taken the lesson offered). [/QUOTE] What lesson is that? I’m totally lost here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kgs-you-silly-boy-get-your-ass-in-here/355499.md?page=4)