# Kick the puppy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2001, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331 "2001-01-04T01:40:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/21 "2001-01-04T14:56:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \* > \*\*::rescues poor little puppy picture:: > > Here, here, you monsters! Stop mauling that poor puppy! Here is a picture of a damn kitten… \*\* Don’t you DARE! There are some things that just aren’t funny. Here’s a picture of **Dolores…** 😃 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/22 "2001-01-04T15:01:33Z")
:::g,d&r::: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/23 "2001-01-04T17:23:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dewt \* > \*\*puppoes? \*\* Puppies! Puppies! ::kicks dewt for pointing out what an idiot I am:: ::smacks self in head for being so stupid:: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/24 "2001-01-04T17:29:08Z")
You want a puppy pic?? I’ll give you a puppy pic… How’s this?? I thought the big eyes were particularly puppy-like! Have at it, folkses! ---
**Author:** ![Dylan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e95f7d/32.png) [@Dylan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dylan)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/25 "2001-01-04T17:33:16Z")
:: Dylan enters, carrying Skeet shooting gun again :: Hey!!!..Hey!!!..break it up!!! We are supposed to be kicking a picture of a dog… NOT my husband… we are losing sight of the original intent of this thread… any kicking of my husband can be attended to by ME… 😃 carry on…nothing to see here ---
**Author:** ![dewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/26 "2001-01-04T17:39:36Z")
Hey… :: dodging **hypergirl** _and_ **Dylan** :: typos aren’t stupid, they’re typos. puppoes. _snicker_ :: flees :: ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/27 "2001-01-04T17:51:25Z")
I’ve got a puppy picture here… ::Proffers _Precious Moments_ puppy painting:: Can anyone kick a field goal?😃 ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/28 "2001-01-04T18:51:18Z")
Last night after starting this thread I really felt better. It helped to get some of the anger out. So after another night of “fun” family dog poo, give me the picture. ::deb stomps on puppy picture, spits in its face, then tears it into itty bitty pieces, then kicks the pieces:: Gosh I feel better. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/29 "2001-01-04T18:56:35Z")
Oh yeah, hubby is unemployed and I still work for my mother-in-law… :: kicks picture so hard it is stopped in San Diego for speeding:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/30 "2001-01-04T20:17:33Z")
:: punts puppy:: I am **NOT** having a good week. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/31 "2001-01-04T20:28:35Z")
(Replaces Pic of Puppy with pic of ex-gf) This is for telling me you loved me, and at the end taking it back. (Rips pic in half) This is for cheating on me with your ex-boyfriend (Rips it in half again) This is for going out with one of my friends, after you told me you weren’t even looking for a relationship. (Rips in half again) And this is for fucking up any trust I had in any other relationship I will have. (Tearing up, ripping in half again) And this is for me. (Sets pic on fire, puts it in a meat grinder, and yells at it, crying and sniffling, for two days.) Fuck you. Your shit comes before no one elses. Thanks everybody for reading that. The more people that know I wasn’t the bad guy, the better I feel. ---
**Author:** ![bagkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ab992/32.png) [@bagkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bagkitty)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/32 "2001-01-05T05:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Dolores Claiborne \* > > \*\*::rescues poor little puppy picture:: > > > > Here, here, you monsters! Stop mauling that poor puppy! Here is a picture of a damn kitten… \*\* > > Don’t you DARE! There are some things that just aren’t funny. > > Here’s a picture of **Dolores…** > > 😃 😉 \*\* 100% agreement with blessedwolf, prepares to do damage to picture of Dolores ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/33 "2001-01-05T14:10:25Z")
::Dolores tries to grab picture of herself, while the cat-people play keep away:: D: Give me that! C-P: No! Nana nana boo-boo! D: C’mon guys, I was just kidding… I _ **love** _ cats… C-P: Jump for it! Ha-ha! D: You cat-people are so cruel. ::Dolores crawls away into a corner, watching the cat-people paint a mustache on her picture. Then they claw it up into little pieces. A lone tear falls down her cheek.:: ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/34 "2001-01-05T14:11:47Z")
damn smilies ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/35 "2001-01-05T14:16:11Z")
Hands around a couple dozen pictures of **Jack Dean Tyler** There. Now we can ALL relate. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/36 "2001-01-05T14:19:15Z")
S’all right Dolores - didn’t I tell you? I swapped it for a piccy of Bagkitty & they wre so busy being spiteful, that they didn’t notice…didn’t she look sweet with that moustache? (oh & I always put spaces after non-smiley colons these days just in case) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/37 "2001-01-05T14:56:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Totoro \* > \*\*(Replaces Pic of Puppy with pic of ex-gf) > > This is for telling me you loved me, and at the end taking it back. > > (Rips pic in half) > > This is for cheating on me with your ex-boyfriend > > (Rips it in half again) > > This is for going out with one of my friends, after you told me you weren’t even looking for a relationship. > > (Rips in half again) > > And this is for fucking up any trust I had in any other relationship I will have. > > (Tearing up, ripping in half again) > > And this is for me. > > (Sets pic on fire, puts it in a meat grinder, and yells at it, crying and sniffling, for two days.) > > Fuck you. Your shit comes before no one elses. > > Thanks everybody for reading that. The more people that know I wasn’t the bad guy, the better I feel. \*\* Thats nothing Zebra Takes picture of his ex Tapes picture to a H-bomb in the Bikini Atoll. Gets really far away. Says “I want my Pretenders CD Back!” presses button Smiles ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/38 "2001-01-05T15:42:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\*Hands around a couple dozen pictures of **Jack Dean Tyler** > > There. Now we can ALL relate. 😃 \*\* Thanks! :: Folds up photo of JDT into a paper airplane and flies it across the room…:: \ ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331/39 "2001-01-06T07:02:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by dewt \* > > \*\*puppoes? \*\* > > Puppies! Puppies! > > ::kicks dewt for pointing out what an idiot I am:: > > ::smacks self in head for being so stupid:: But _puppoes_ are sooooooo cute! Why not kick the _puppoes_ instead? [roflmao] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kick-the-puppy/48331.md?page=1)