# Kickin' some avian ass

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kickin-some-avian-ass/64111>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 2, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kickin-some-avian-ass/64111 "2001-05-02T17:26:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kickin-some-avian-ass/64111/1 "2001-05-02T17:26:56Z")

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This comic [http://glitterbugg.50megs.com/birdfight.html](http://glitterbugg.50megs.com/birdfight.html)  
raises the obvious question.

Tweety or Woodstock?

I gotta with Woodstock…he’s the dude with the cajones to open up a can of whupass like that mamby pants Tweety has never seen.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kickin-some-avian-ass/64111/2 "2001-05-02T17:53:56Z")

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Tweety, all the way. Oh, he seemed innocent and sweet. But he was a scheming little bastard, always thwarting Sylvester, and usually in a way that cuased Sylvester a lot of pain and suffering.

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kickin-some-avian-ass/64111/3 "2001-05-02T18:03:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RickJay \*  
> \*\*Tweety, all the way. Oh, he seemed innocent and sweet. But he was a scheming little bastard, always thwarting Sylvester, and usually in a way that cuased Sylvester a lot of pain and suffering. \*\*

What about the scout training that Woodstock received from Snoopy? I bet he could use that Swiss Army knife to carve Tweety up like a Turkeyday appetizer?

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**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kickin-some-avian-ass/64111/4 "2001-05-02T21:47:54Z")

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Woodstock, for no other reason than I think he has class. The fact that he is friends with Snoopy only gives him more credibility.

That Tweaty character is not to be trusted, as \<b\>RickJay  
\</b\> pointed out.

Heembo.