I won’t. The reason you and the rest of us were possibly duped is the alleged story is entirely plausible, if not accurate.
When I was in high school, I wrote a poem about someone going slowly mad, finding himself a gun, and killing everyone he knew.
I can’t even imagine what kind of repercussions that would cause nowadays.
Or maybe I can. 
All I got for it back then was an A and the advice from my teacher that I should keep writing, I would probably be the next Stephen King.
What’s happening to our country? 
SEND MORE BRAIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSS.
To whom? I think we all know.
Shit on toast. I can’t fucking believe this insanity goes on.
And I happen to think zombies are funny as hell.
You’ve opened a couple of these threads in the Pit and to my knowledge you’ve been spot-on with each of them. As a reward for the blows against ignorance you struck then and today, I hereby introduce you to Zerointelligence.net, a clearinghouse blog for all these kinds of stories. I don’t vouch for the accuracy of each and every entry, of course, but overall they do a good job tracking this kind of idiocy.
It seems to me that most of this insanity began in April 1999, almost six years ago. In the past six years, has not one kid drawn a medieval knight or fantasy warrior? It’s awfully strange that we haven’t heard about kids getting arrested for that. I wonder why.
Or the story is being spun by the police now.
OF course, unless this trial of the century of the week, we may never hear another peep of this.
I got your brains right here
Well, I for one would certainly not give my grandparents any hint of respect from now on. They would be able to begin to apologize by paying the 5000$ bail.
just thinkin, it would be kind of neat to write a short story in english class with a slightly violent nature, to really weed out the retards in the school faculty.
But you just made a threat against the faculty.
NO BAIL FOR YOU! 1 YEAR!
So let’s see if I follow the logic here…
Right Wing brainwashing=bad
Liberal brainwashing =good
:dubious:
This is, of course, exactly how the ACLU and others treat the Second amendment, which may well have been your point…
Didn’t pay attention to the tiny text, eh?
I think the second version of events is a product of the giant pro-zombie lobby that has a stranglehold on Kentucky politics. Here’s a copy of the real story
Aren’t all politicians zombies anyways?
Sure. It’s all fun and games until you are dealing with zombies at the door. Trust me, you don’t want zombie problems.
People, please!
They prefer to be called the living impaired.
To American dopers: I would like to make a modest proposal.
First of all, this proposal is only for Americans with a grasp on reality. Anybody who read the article linked in the OP and thought, “Thank God, they caught another terrorist,” please stop reading this post.
The rest of you, decamp immediately for Canada and Mexico, depending on your preference. Both countries shall begin construction of a 50-foot-tall concrete wall.
In the meantime, computer hackers will take control of every satellite and cable system, every radio broadcast tower, and the computers in newspaper offices around the country, and send out false news of the world to convince everyone that nothing has changed. Fox News will deny the existence of the fifty-foot concrete wall, and everyone will sleep soundly.
The world’s nations will quietly, peacefully extricate their economies from yours. American troops serving abroad will be given nice places to stay, and lemonade for their troubles.
The Americans who are left will work out their problems, or – more likely – destroy themselves. Either way, your grandchildren can try to recover what’s left, if they still want to.
Well, it makes sense to me, at any rate. 
And they have the same right to bear arms as anyone. No, wait, that’s devour arms.
Thank you—that’s just what I needed!
I was going to make a joke about George Romero (sp?) being a terrorist; however, I had a moment to think about this:
Note that since we aren’t dealing w/ negations, De Morgan’s Theorem does not apply and my ellipeses do not in any way change the meaning of the statement.
So, while I do not wish death on Steven Caudill, I do sincerely wish for him to be skinned alive and covered with salt. Whether he dies is up to fate after that. I sincerely and honestly wish for that piece of shit to be struck with Huntington’s disease.
As for the kid’s grandparents, could they be bigger pieces of shit? I’d bet doughnuts to dollars that they would turn in Anne Frank and think they were on the side of Good.