# Kids in the Hall appreciation thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327 "2012-02-09T18:12:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/1 "2012-02-09T18:12:06Z")

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Since [DCnDC’s thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=641493) didn’t pan out, but the subject is worthwhile (and I recognized the quote instantly, myself), here’s another shot.  
“Daddy drank for the government!”

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/2 "2012-02-09T18:27:03Z")

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Mom, Dad, I’ve been thinking about what I’ve done…and I want my pot back

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O795DQiMpI)

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/3 "2012-02-09T18:39:37Z")

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I ascertain this thread may take off.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/4 "2012-02-09T18:43:29Z")

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The KITH theme song will randomly pop into my head and hang out as an earworm, even if I haven’t watched any shows recently.

_[My gazebo!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyb26_jNxQE)_

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/5 "2012-02-09T18:44:19Z")

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I am crushing this thread. Crush! Crush!

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**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/6 "2012-02-09T18:46:53Z")

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All I know is, that was a fucking good ham, Mom.

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**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/7 "2012-02-09T18:47:51Z")

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> [@mnemosyne](#):
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> The KITH theme song will randomly pop into my head and hang out as an earworm

Perhaps you were just wondering about Tony, where he is, who he could be with, what he’s thinking, if he’s thinking of you, and whether he’ll ever return one day.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/8 "2012-02-09T18:53:04Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> I am crushing this thread. Crush! Crush!

My daughter will occasionally crush people’s heads, and she’s never even seen kids in the hall, but I’ve passed it on to her. It’s been ages since we’ve had a good crushing/punching battle.

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**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/9 "2012-02-09T18:53:48Z")

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> [@Ichbin\_Dubist](#):
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> Perhaps you were just wondering about Tony, where he is, who he could be with, what he’s thinking, if he’s thinking of you, and whether he’ll ever return one day.

Citizen Kane! It was Citizen Kane!

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/10 "2012-02-09T18:54:42Z")

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\<span style=“accent: south-american thick fake;”\>  
Ah, Francesca Fiore, you know I do not like the American movies. Always with the car chase, and the guy get the girl …  
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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/11 "2012-02-09T18:56:40Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> Citizen Kane! It was Citizen Kane!

…Noooo…it was about this guy. A publishing magnate, who tried to get into politics.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/12 "2012-02-09T18:56:44Z")

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> [@SciFiSam](#):
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> My daughter will occasionally crush people’s heads, and she’s never even seen kids in the hall, but I’ve passed it on to her. It’s been ages since we’ve had a good crushing/punching battle.

That’s funny. My daughter picked it up somewhere a little while ago as well but she had never seen Kids in the Hall either. I assume that she got it from one of her school friends who got it from their parents or who have seen the skits.

I did sit down with her to watch them on youtube a while ago and we both had a good laugh. Then we clicked the one where the mechanics are having sex with the woman’s car – ooops. I had to click away from that one.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/13 "2012-02-09T19:05:31Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> I ascertain this thread may take off.

Thirty Helens agree.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/14 "2012-02-09T19:08:30Z")

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> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> Thirty Helens agree.

It’s a fact!

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/15 "2012-02-09T19:09:50Z")

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I may have gone too obscure. I get into it pretty deep. With that said…

K: Daddy–what’s that bad man doin’ to my pet donkey?

D: Why, that’s not just a bad man, son. That there… is Hitler; and he’s [bleep]ing your pet donkey.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/16 "2012-02-09T19:11:37Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> … here’s another shot.  
> “Daddy drank for the government!”

I saw what you did there. 😃

“These are the Daves I know, I know…”

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/17 "2012-02-09T19:12:20Z")

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Every so often the Dave song still pops into my head.

_These are the Daves I know I know, these are the Daves I know o/~_

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**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/18 "2012-02-09T19:50:57Z")

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Can’t drink tea without thinking, “[Gimme a TEA, you basTARD!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOw2X8tty0k)”

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/19 "2012-02-09T20:04:00Z")

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I hope for the strength to avoid the temptation to put my boy to bed with the words, “Remember, son it only takes two things to kill a man: Quiet shoes and the will to do it - and I have the quiet shoes!” (Seems likely the reference would be lost on him.)

“D’ya like your eggs? They’re fresh! Straight out of my body and onto your plate!”

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/20 "2012-02-09T20:04:34Z")

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**More Mint Jelllyyyyyyyyy! ! ! !**

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