# Kids in the Hall appreciation thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 9, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327 "2012-02-09T18:12:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/21 "2012-02-09T20:10:30Z")
Lopez! Lopez!! Lopez!!! ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/22 "2012-02-09T20:16:49Z")
> [@Larry\_Mudd](#): > > “D’ya like your eggs? They’re fresh! Straight out of my body and onto your plate!” “Can I get you a beer, or would you like to drink out of the toilet?” [thoughtful pause] “…a beer.” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/23 "2012-02-09T20:16:56Z")
The Dr. Seus Bible Sketch: “Forgive them Father, they know not what they do; for they walk through this life in toe-crampity shoes.” ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/24 "2012-02-09T20:22:56Z")
Dammit Danny, it’s not a symbol! It’s brown stuff! And it’s coming out of my mouth! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/25 "2012-02-09T20:23:48Z")
Onions is all I eat! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/26 "2012-02-09T20:30:27Z")
It’s that salty, bloody Ham! ! ! How did the meatballs tartare go over dear? Oh? Well, if you need a place to stay . . . ---
**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/27 "2012-02-09T20:35:45Z")
[Cyril St. John](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h-44m96o20) was one of the finest pieces I’ve ever seen on TV. [Suit Trappers](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAw6iXtvbog) was also awesome ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/28 "2012-02-09T20:37:07Z")
So I was at home, washing the dish… ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/29 "2012-02-09T20:38:12Z")
> [@phreesh](#): > > [Suit Trappers](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAw6iXtvbog) was also awesome The beaver! What were we thinking?! ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/30 "2012-02-09T20:48:21Z")
But they made [MUDGUM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmE6rna6l5M)! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/31 "2012-02-09T20:52:49Z")
[“Well I’m sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/32 "2012-02-09T20:53:29Z")
Wherever people are stuck in a line-up, there he’ll be to entertain them. . . the Flying Pig! ! ! ---
**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/33 "2012-02-09T20:56:50Z")
I was alarmed to discover that [God is dead.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3eTsNEgmL8) ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/34 "2012-02-09T21:00:30Z")
You’ve got my pen! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/35 "2012-02-09T21:01:07Z")
For anyone who has access to Netflix streaming and isn’t already aware: all five seasons of KitH are available on instant view. The image quality is crappier than I remember, but the sketches are still solid. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/36 "2012-02-09T21:04:58Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Onions is all I eat! “These guys sure smoke!” ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/37 "2012-02-09T21:08:19Z")
A couple of times when my kids were little, I found myself addressing groups of young kids, and I usually opened with, “So…any of you kids married?” ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/38 "2012-02-09T21:12:16Z")
My plan is that we DON’T travel 250,000 light years, we DON’T abduct any humans and, this is the best part, we DON’T do any anal probing. BTW for all of you KITH fans, [this](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/index.html) is a great site. It has transcripts of every KITH sketch so you can have some KITH fun when you’re not allowed to watch videos (like say, at work). ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/39 "2012-02-09T21:51:41Z")
EEEEvvvviiiiiilllll! Heh heh, so evil. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/40 "2012-02-09T21:56:35Z")
Ah, so the Fat Family Fat is having a Fat Family Reunion. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327.md?page=3)