# Kids in the Hall appreciation thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327 "2012-02-09T18:12:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/41 "2012-02-09T22:05:39Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> EEEEvvvviiiiiilllll! Heh heh, so evil.

I’m here to serve you Master… Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd SATAN!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/42 "2012-02-09T22:06:46Z")

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> [@DCnDC](#):
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> BTW for all of you KITH fans, [this](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/index.html) is a great site. It has transcripts of every KITH sketch so you can have some KITH fun when you’re not allowed to watch videos (like say, at work).

It has _many_ transcripts (possibly most), but there are omissions.  
Hello? Hello, Control? This is Delphar 7. My mission is in jeopardy! Destroy the planet! Repeat, destroy the planet!

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/43 "2012-02-09T22:20:02Z")

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Remember, never put salt in your eyes when watching KitH.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/44 "2012-02-09T22:31:01Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Since [DCnDC’s thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=641493) didn’t pan out…

I wonder why that was?

Could it be that he has a [CABBAGE for a head?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwoUcYKUanM&feature=related)

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/45 "2012-02-09T23:20:14Z")

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Or are they critics: given to _criticism_?

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/46 "2012-02-09T23:29:18Z")

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I would reply to this thread, but [I speak no English](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h15OWCnZVL4).

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/47 "2012-02-10T00:00:01Z")

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“Pass the salt, Family!”

A throwaway line that has nothing at all to do with the skit, in one of my favorites, [Bobby vs. Satan](http://youtu.be/jX3iLfcMDCw)

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/48 "2012-02-10T00:09:40Z")

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> [@Morbo](#):
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> “Pass the salt, Family!”
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> A throwaway line that has nothing at all to do with the skit, in one of my favorites, [Bobby vs. Satan](http://youtu.be/jX3iLfcMDCw)

Uh…let me fix that [link](http://youtu.be/PoAGasPLh30).

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**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/49 "2012-02-10T04:00:06Z")

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\*You shouldn’t rob a bank without a plan,  
You shouldn’t use your tongue to stop a fan.

Smokin’ on the night train, chewin’ on a jellyroll.\*

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/50 "2012-02-10T04:08:46Z")

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[Welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADdKqPNdaM)

I am a man possessed by many demons! Polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels… _But demons none the less!_

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/51 "2012-02-10T04:13:01Z")

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If you’re gonna comment on the Kids in the Hall, you’re gonna need a whooole lotta milk-a.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/52 "2012-02-10T04:15:44Z")

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Stinky pink!

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/53 "2012-02-10T14:31:22Z")

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Eeeeeradicator!

Tuesday is no good for the Eradicator.

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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/54 "2012-02-10T14:34:35Z")

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"…it’s called ‘There’s a very effective heckler in my audience’ blues. Follow me on this one, boys.

_He got my number, oh yeah, he got my number good_…" 😃

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/55 "2012-02-10T14:43:14Z")

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I’m pretty sure the Kids are the reason I’m obsessed with sausages and find men in crossdress incredibly sexy (sub-theory: good-looking men make really, really good-looking women).

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/56 "2012-02-10T14:48:33Z")

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Hey you millionaires! Get out of that garbage!

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/57 "2012-02-10T16:45:14Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> [Welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADdKqPNdaM)
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> I am a man possessed by many demons! Polite demons that would open a door for a lady carrying too many parcels… _But demons none the less!_

Sometimes [you need a demond.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVOtW558RI)

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/58 "2012-02-10T16:50:01Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Sometimes [you need a demond.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVOtW558RI)

Paul Cherry, your head is a boil, you suck worms, I hate your feeeet!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/59 "2012-02-10T16:58:51Z")

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Weird that I see this thread right after posting a link to the [Girl Drink Drunk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4)skit in another thread.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/60 "2012-02-10T17:01:39Z")

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This thread has… money momentum!

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