# Kids in the Hall appreciation thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 9, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327 "2012-02-09T18:12:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/61 "2012-02-10T17:13:30Z")
About ten years ago I worked with a guy who shared my enjoyment of KITH. One day I was taking a walk on the footpath around our building, and my work-supplied pager went off. The message said “I’m crushing your head!”. I looked up to see my friend at the second story window crushing my head between his fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/62 "2012-02-10T18:07:05Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > About ten years ago I worked with a guy who shared my enjoyment of KITH. One day I was taking a walk on the footpath around our building, and my work-supplied pager went off. The message said “I’m crushing your head!”. I looked up to see my friend at the second story window crushing my head between his fingers. Like putty in my hands, these business boys. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/63 "2012-02-10T18:18:37Z")
I need more sausages! ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/64 "2012-02-10T19:35:27Z")
Compensation? She’s a bitch goddess. She gives with one hand, she takes away with the other. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/65 "2012-02-10T19:46:45Z")
[Wanna know something? I’m a bad doctor. I’m not boasting. I mean, who would? Just stating a fact that I’ve never really gotten the hang of the whole healing-the-sick thing.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pbKRc-0mSs) ---
**Author:** ![HoboStew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f17d59/32.png) [@HoboStew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoboStew)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/66 "2012-02-10T20:05:07Z")
Mr. Moore, aren’t you… lying? As a matter of fact, aren’t you a… LIAR? No further questions your honor. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKCPWFbSpM) ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/67 "2012-02-10T20:55:26Z")
But first…the _Whores_! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/68 "2012-02-10T21:13:41Z")
This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/69 "2012-02-11T03:05:03Z")
[My god Spot](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMLOKLm5vvc) ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/70 "2012-02-11T15:17:02Z")
[Someone’s gonna get a thousand dollars!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CfKD5Zo_U) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/71 "2012-02-11T15:29:23Z")
[[del]Never[/del] Always put salt in your eyes.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83MEuLoz9Y) And have we made it this far without an appearance from the [chicken lady](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeknVqdDAGA)? ---
**Author:** ![notsoheavyd3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/85e7bf/32.png) [@notsoheavyd3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notsoheavyd3)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/72 "2012-02-11T16:01:38Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > The Dr. Seus Bible Sketch: > > “Forgive them Father, they know not what they do; for they walk through this life in toe-crampity shoes.” What? No link? [Dr Seuss Bible](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgILxqN_jxE) Actually here’s another Jesus skit (Funny too) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGQRBkv4di8&feature=related](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGQRBkv4di8&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/73 "2012-02-11T17:25:23Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > And have we made it this far without an appearance from the [chicken lady](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeknVqdDAGA)? Post #19 ---
**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/74 "2012-02-11T17:54:11Z")
[Terriers average 20 lbs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32bD4VMMzkg). ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/75 "2012-02-12T22:45:45Z")
No Hecubus? No checkubus! Bel Biv Devoe…number 1 in the chartsssss. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/76 "2012-02-13T19:20:49Z")
> [@Sefton](#): > > But they made [MUDGUM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmE6rna6l5M)! To this day, whenever I’m in a closed-door meeting, I think about asking someone to close the door again, to make it super-secret. heheh ---
**Author:** ![mkecane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@mkecane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkecane)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/77 "2012-02-13T19:30:26Z")
Danny: How do I know I can trust you? \ Danny: Trust game! \ ---
**Author:** ![Bytegeist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Bytegeist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bytegeist)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/78 "2012-02-13T20:00:45Z")
Tell you what. Let’s have dinner tonight. Pesto’s at eight. I’ll bring the video, I’ll bring The Godfather. You know that Paul Simon album you’ve been wanting me to tape? I’ll tape it and bring that too. _And_, dinner’s on me. ---
**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/79 "2012-02-13T20:16:48Z")
I’m putting you on hold to gain power. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/80 "2012-02-13T20:17:41Z")
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