# Kids in the Hall appreciation thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 9, 2012, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327 "2012-02-09T18:12:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/81 "2012-02-13T20:51:06Z")
## Askin’ askin’ askin’, always multi-taskin’. ## A caveman?! But you’ve been frozen in ice for a million years!! ## -Would you like a drink? -I’ll have a Squashed Strawberry Alleycat. ## -I can 'splain. -No, Ray. No “splanations” necessary. ## Keep on doin’ what you do do do 'til it’s done done done. ## Celebrities, celebrities, celebrities…and STARS! A mouse pooped in my bread. ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/82 "2012-02-13T20:54:15Z")
I… I’m sorry I caused all that cancer. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/83 "2012-02-14T00:37:28Z")
[Please bear in mind in lieu of full payment, we will accept sex; we hear you are very good at it.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsnWeyNOAFs) ---
**Author:** ![Bytegeist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Bytegeist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bytegeist)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/84 "2012-02-14T02:02:14Z")
This is a hold-up! I repeat, this is a hold-up! No funny business, or _this_ will happen to you … \*\*\* BLAM \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/85 "2012-02-14T13:57:56Z")
Fire fire fire…fire on my BRAIN. Don’t brame me – I stub my toe! I’d like to take a little bit of our national network airtime to advocate that I be allowed to masturbate in public buildings. ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/86 "2012-02-14T16:12:12Z")
The time has come for us to mount our donkeys and leave, for you are beginning to bore our clearly deranged minds. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/87 "2012-02-14T16:27:02Z")
> [@Bytegeist](#): > > Tell you what. Let’s have dinner tonight. Pesto’s at eight. I’ll bring the video, I’ll bring The Godfather. You know that Paul Simon album you’ve been wanting me to tape? I’ll tape it and bring that too. > > _And_, dinner’s on me. Oops… Slipped my mind. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/88 "2012-02-14T16:48:46Z")
Someday, he may be vice-president. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/90 "2012-10-18T13:05:19Z")
Reported. ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2012, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327/91 "2012-10-18T13:08:28Z")
It’s a Zombie! _shambles lackadaisically_ Do da-doo da-doo. Do da-doo da-doo. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/612327.md?page=4)