# Kids in the Hall appreciation thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 19, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623 "2001-09-19T17:03:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/21 "2001-09-21T22:31:57Z")
Yes God did exist. He died. He was very small. Mystery solved. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/22 "2001-09-21T22:37:43Z")
“Butt freak!” “Film buff!” “Butt freak!” “Film buff!” “Butt freak!” “Film buff!” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/23 "2001-09-21T23:08:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > \*\*Yes God did exist. > He died. > He was very small. \*\* “He’s really light, too!” And Jesus wasn’t a very good carpenter. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/24 "2001-09-21T23:40:33Z")
Heh, heh, heh. One of my favorites was the guy telling his wife why he was late…drank too much dew. Or the book, “You’ve Got a Spider On Your Shoulder.” But what was the skit about the guy who started everything on fire? It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen–but that was, what, ten years ago? Yeesh. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/25 "2001-09-22T07:59:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*But what was the skit about the guy who started everything on fire? It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen–but that was, what, ten years ago? Yeesh. \*\* Guy or French girl? “Mon dieu! Mon feu!” ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/26 "2001-09-22T14:41:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by naughty wicked zoot \* > \*\*the blowjob angel. hands down, the best sketch ever. \*\* Ok, I missed that one. Now I have something to look foward to when they change are cable system next month (no comedy central on the lousy system we have now). _makes note- “keep a look out for blowjob angel”_ ---
**Author:** ![Rockford](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@Rockford](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rockford)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/27 "2001-09-22T23:33:05Z")
The Dr. Seuss Bible Dave Foley-- the cat in the hat Bruce McCulloch-- prophet/pharaoh Kevin McDonald-- prophet/pharaoh Mark McKinney – Sam Zittle Scott Thompson-- Jesus Dave: And now . . . the Dr. Seuss Bible! “One day,” God said, “This is what I will do. I’ll send down my son, I’ll send him to you, to clear up this humpity bumpity hullabaloo. His name will be Christ and he’ll never wear shoes. And his pals will all call him the King of the Jews!” He didn’t come in a plane, he didn’t come in a jeep, he didn’t come in the pouch of a high-jumping vo veep. He road on the back of a black sasatoo - which is the blackiest creature you ever could view. He road to Jerusalem - home of the grumpity Jews - where false prophets were worshipped, some even in two’s. There was Murray von Muir and Genghis Vo Vooze - the one you could worship by taking a snooze. Christ spoke from a mound, which is a pile of ground and people gathered around without making a sound. Thus he spake . . . Sin in socks, socks full of sin. How do we quiet this Jehovity din? “Do unto others as they do unto you” That includes you young Timothy Foo!! (points to a little boy) One pharisee said to another he knew - Kevin: What shall we do with this upitty Jew? Bruce: We can wash him in wine and make him all clean and into Sam Zittle’s crucifixion machine!!! Dave: Twirl the gawhirl and release the gavlease and in go the nails as fast as you please. And it is said that he said as he bled - Scott: Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do, for they walk through this life in two crappity shoes. All: Do you? Dave: Amen! [closes the Bible, walks off with child] ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/28 "2001-09-23T01:05:54Z")
In England, everybody only has one spoon. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/29 "2001-09-23T01:29:56Z")
And if you lose your spoon you starve to death and you die. ---
**Author:** ![Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Frumious\_Bandersnatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frumious_Bandersnatch)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-appreciation-thread/82623/30 "2001-09-23T01:35:20Z")
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