# Kids in the Hall DVD! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843 "2003-12-18T20:40:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/21 "2003-12-19T06:56:56Z")
All the KITH sketches are good. And the DVDs have extras. So it’s a DUH on the owning 🙂 I have asked Santa several times for this. I gotta go. I’m in the middle of a big bike race. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/22 "2003-12-19T15:38:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BabaBooey \* > \*\*Any opinions on whether or not the first season is worth purchase? I’ve probably seen some skits/episodes from that long ago, but can’t discern very well… \*\* It worth buying for the simple fact that _Running Faggot_ and _Hotel La Rut/Wondering About Tony_ is on it. Wow, looking over the list provided by **Ultraviolet** I’m amazed at how many great skits were in the first season. I’m snickering wildly just reading the titles. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/23 "2003-12-19T16:50:24Z")
“Evil, Evil, Evil!” ---
**Author:** ![lembranca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@lembranca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lembranca)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/24 "2003-12-19T18:32:38Z")
AWWW you made the coffee naked… /spits ---
**Author:** ![raizok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4491bb/32.png) [@raizok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raizok)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/25 "2003-12-19T18:44:00Z")
“Honey, my nipples need attention, why dont you play with my nipples?” Wife grimaces, “Because you pee from them!” “I PEE from my penis!” “OH MY GOD!” _frantically drinks a pitcher of water_ ---
**Author:** ![Adamcomic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Adamcomic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adamcomic)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/26 "2003-12-19T23:27:50Z")
Jesus WAS a carpenter, just not a very good one. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/27 "2003-12-19T23:32:06Z")
So you want the shoe in brown? We are well stocked in the colour of cowards. Mom, this is f\*\*\*king good ham. This ham abounds. I beg your pardon, sir. You are under the impression I speak comprehensive English due to my extensive use of modern colloquialisms. Ha ha ha. I fear I still misunderstand your query regarding the location of the “post office”. The holy trinity of rock and roll (plays the first three chords of Smoke on the Water) Screw you, taxpayer! (Throws twelve hundred dollar prop antique urn on floor.) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/28 "2003-12-19T23:42:12Z")
“Mom, it’s Mr. Stevenson! He’s off his martinis!” “The only thing worse than being young and in love is being not so young and in love.” “Oh my god, look, it’s Kathy, she’s turning over!” And my all-time fave… “I’m not gonna spread for no roses.” ---
**Author:** ![Ultraviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c77e96/32.png) [@Ultraviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ultraviolet)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/29 "2003-12-19T23:42:14Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dr\_Paprika \* > **Mom, this is f** _king good ham. This ham abounds.\*\* Sorry, but I have to nitpick. This was one of my favourite sketches for a long time. “Enjoying your ham steak, Bob?” “Yeah I like it, it’s really f\*\*\*king good. Oops, I mean, fine ham abounds, Mom.” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/30 "2003-12-19T23:56:15Z")
He was having dif-FIC-ulty, not diff-iculty. TEMP! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lembranca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/838e76/32.png) [@lembranca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lembranca)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/31 "2003-12-20T00:06:42Z")
Some of my other favorite lines (some of these are paraphrased so bear with me) “I’m f\*\*\*\*n’ Buddy Holly! That’s who I am!” (The Real Buddy Holly) Kevin: You Got any Depeche Mode? Bruce: Yea…but they suck (The Jim "F\*\*\*\*n’ Morrison sketch) “TAP SHOES?! You know I can’t dance…You KNOW I CAN’T DANCE” /sobs drunkenly (Daddy Drank) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/32 "2003-12-20T02:21:18Z")
“No Hecubus, no check-ubus!” ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/33 "2003-12-20T05:22:15Z")
“My pen! My pen!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/34 "2003-12-20T05:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \*\*\*TEMP! 😉 \*\* **Slut**. ---
**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kids-in-the-hall-dvd/219843/35 "2003-12-20T08:39:39Z")
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