# Kif, I have made it with a woman. **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [May 21, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889 "2007-05-21T04:31:11Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/1 "2007-05-21T04:31:11Z")
Inform the men. šŸ†’ ---
### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/2 "2007-05-21T04:37:19Z")
Was she a cyclops? ---
### Author: ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/3 "2007-05-21T04:39:48Z")
Has she always been a woman or is this a recent thing? ---
### Author: ![Aioua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@Aioua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aioua) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/4 "2007-05-21T04:43:27Z")
_grumbles_ curse you, virginity! and you stupid college girls who do nothing but drink and have no brains and I find repugnantā€¦ yarrā€¦ um, GG I guess **Auto**. ---
### Author: ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/5 "2007-05-21T06:15:21Z")
How much did she charge? ---
### Author: ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/6 "2007-05-21T06:40:53Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Inform the men [/QUOTE] Are they next? ---
### Author: ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/7 "2007-05-21T06:44:00Z")
ā€œWeā€™re sure sheā€™s a woman, right?ā€ ---
### Author: ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/8 "2007-05-21T06:53:35Z")
And the spatulas all heave a collective sigh of relief. Enjoy, Steven ---
### Author: ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/9 "2007-05-21T08:46:19Z")
Was she alive? :eek: Thatā€™s good! šŸ™‚ ---
### Author: ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/10 "2007-05-21T09:47:33Z")
Congrats? _boggles_ ---
### Author: ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/11 "2007-05-21T09:52:06Z")
Just hope the Holo-Shed doesnā€™t go on the fritz again. ---
### Author: ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/12 "2007-05-21T10:12:18Z")
Was velour worn? ---
### Author: ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/13 "2007-05-21T10:37:51Z")
[QUOTE=GrizzRich] Was velour worn? [/QUOTE] Perhaps afterwards the velour was well worn. ---
### Author: ![Carson\_O\_Genic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cdc98d/32.png) [@Carson\_O\_Genic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carson_O_Genic) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/14 "2007-05-21T10:57:40Z")
Does this mean cradles for the ladles? ---
### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/15 "2007-05-21T11:40:24Z")
Has this cured your Sexlexia? ---
### Author: ![gladtobeblazed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@gladtobeblazed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gladtobeblazed) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/16 "2007-05-21T12:19:46Z")
You made kif with a woman? I used to make hash with my girlfriend all the time. Smoke that shit up! šŸ™‚ ---
### Author: ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/17 "2007-05-21T13:09:03Z")
The men all know Auto, Iā€™ve been selling the tape for $2 a pop. They have asked it be moved from the ā€˜adultā€™ section to ā€˜B Movie Horrorā€™ ---
### Author: ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/18 "2007-05-21T14:34:52Z")
Discovery: belly button was valve in disguise. Inflate-A-Date no count, **Auto**. ---
### Author: ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/19 "2007-05-21T14:37:18Z")
The men will be so relieved. They can unclench now. ---
### Author: ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx) #### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/20 "2007-05-21T14:41:07Z")
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