# Kif, I have made it with a woman.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 21, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889 "2007-05-21T04:31:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/21 "2007-05-21T14:47:55Z")
Hmmm… **Autolycus** isn’t on-line. Guess the clinic is open.
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### Author:  [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/22 "2007-05-21T14:51:51Z")
_sigh_
Ok, **Auto**. I was hoping to put this off a little while longer, but I think it’s time we had **the talk**.
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### Author:  [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/23 "2007-05-21T14:53:29Z")
Proof that “Weird Florida” isn’t a misnomer.
In my defense, while I am a female residing in the great state, I was geographically distant enough to remove me from any speculation.\*
\*in case any dopers thought their might be some ladle sympathizers here.
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### Author:  [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/24 "2007-05-21T15:00:09Z")
How do we know it happened in Florida? Did he do a Horatio Caine sunglass-flip?
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### Author:  [@Auntbeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Auntbeast)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/25 "2007-05-21T15:14:00Z")
Just CYA, know whaImsayin’?
Even though we weren’t given a date/time for said occurance, all of my time since Thursday can be accounted for by witnesses and time clocks.
wtf does occurance not register with the spell check? Have I entered some alternate reality? Although Auto scoring does seem to indicate we have entered into The Twilight Zone.
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### Author:  [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/26 "2007-05-21T15:20:23Z")
Cite?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/27 "2007-05-21T15:55:37Z")
You know [porch wall taco](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=421677) woman doesn’t count, right?
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### Author:  [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/28 "2007-05-21T16:14:16Z")
Lemme see if I got this right…Saturday afternoon you had lunch with a bunch of Dopers…Sunday night you got laid?
I had no idea we were so powerful but I’m some of our Doper sexiness must’ve rubbed off (figuratively, not literally).
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/29 "2007-05-21T16:15:11Z")
[QUOTE=lieu]
You know [porch wall taco](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=421677) woman doesn’t count, right?
[/QUOTE]
I sense an SDMB meme in the making…
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/30 "2007-05-21T19:40:51Z")
Well, unlike Zapp, it wasn’t my first time, and it wasn’t a doper. It was somebody I talked about at Orlandope though. That’s all I’m sayin’ 😉
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/31 "2007-05-21T20:20:46Z")
Nitpick: It’s _mated_, not made it.
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### Author:  [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/32 "2007-05-21T20:29:59Z")
[QUOTE=bouv]
Nitpick: It’s _mated_, not made it.
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Let’s not go jumping to conclusions.
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### Author:  [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/33 "2007-05-21T20:32:31Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Well, unlike Zapp, it wasn’t my first time, and it wasn’t a doper. It was somebody I talked about at Orlandope though. That’s all I’m sayin’ 😉
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Hope she doesn’t become a doper. I doubt this thread would go over well. 🙂
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### Author:  [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/34 "2007-05-21T22:31:18Z")
[QUOTE=Aioua]
[SIZE=1]_grumbles_ curse you, virginity! and you stupid college girls who do nothing but drink and have no brains…\
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I’m honestly not seeing the problem.
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### Author:  [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/35 "2007-05-21T23:22:15Z")
[QUOTE=bouv]
Nitpick: It’s _mated_, not made it.
[/QUOTE]
If that’s true, I’m kind of disappointed. ‘Made it’ is funnier.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/36 "2007-05-21T23:33:10Z")
It’s “made it,” but it is a bit run together. The sound file is [here](http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV04/).
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### Author:  [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/37 "2007-05-21T23:36:19Z")
Score!
_ahem_
Hey, the planet’s called Virgon 6. I never caught that before.
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### Author:  [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/38 "2007-05-21T23:42:56Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Inform the men. 🆒
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Either Bill Cowher or Chuck Noll once told the Steeler team (Re: end zone celebrations):
“When you get to the end zone, act like you’ve been there before”.
😃
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### Author:  [@Aioua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aioua)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/39 "2007-05-22T06:08:49Z")
[QUOTE=RandMcnally]
I’m honestly not seeing the problem.
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well… for some reason I have these _standards_, which keep getting in the way. Alas.
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### Author:  [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/40 "2007-05-22T06:44:35Z")
I, for one will say “Congratulations man!!”
However, I will say “For shame!” for every day that you fail to post an account of a similar conquest. You will be judged by the ratio that results from this.
Zapp got some once, out of pity, you’re better than that. Just kidding, everyone loves vaginae. EVERYONE!
Yay vagina!
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