# Kif, I have made it with a woman.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 21, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889 "2007-05-21T04:31:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/41 "2007-05-22T06:54:31Z")
Do you intend making this experience a hobby or is it just a one off?
Just askin’
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### Author:  [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/42 "2007-05-22T07:28:53Z")
People on this board can be so cruel.
God bless’em all.
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/43 "2007-05-22T14:44:33Z")
[QUOTE=Aioua]
well… for some reason I have these _standards_, which keep getting in the way. Alas.
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Then you are doomed to be a virgin forever.
Standards, schmandards! Grab a bottle of Jager, find a sorority, and get to humping! 😃
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### Author:  [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/44 "2007-05-22T15:42:50Z")
[QUOTE=silenus]
It’s “made it,” but it is a bit run together. The sound file is [here](http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/1ACV04/).
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure that sappy old Bread song didn’t say “I want to mated with you”.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/45 "2007-05-22T15:47:45Z")
[QUOTE=Aioua]
_grumbles_ curse you, virginity! and you stupid college girls who do nothing but drink and have no brains and I find repugnant… yarr…
um, GG I guess **Auto**.
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I’m way past college, dear, but there are a few of us out there who don’t drink in college and aren’t stupid. Keep looking. Join clubs. You’ll find us. We’re quieter and a little more work, but I rather think we’re worth it. 🙂
Er…congrats, Auto?
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### Author:  [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/46 "2007-05-22T15:57:06Z")
FTR, while I’m closer to Orlando than **AuntBeast** (love the user name), I was nowhere near \*\*Auto \*\* or Orlando any time in the last week, except Friday, when I was in the company of two co-workers all day long (and they’ll back me up if they know what’s good for 'em).
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### Author:  [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/47 "2007-05-22T16:15:41Z")
[QUOTE=Aioua]
well… for some reason I have these _standards_, which keep getting in the way. Alas.
[/QUOTE]
Save the standards for when you’re out of college.
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/48 "2007-05-22T16:48:41Z")
[QUOTE=chowder]
Do you intend making this experience a hobby or is it just a one off?
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While I consider myself an amateur hobbyist, my experience is growing daily (for the time being ;))
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### Author:  [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/49 "2007-05-22T18:03:28Z")
So, tell us about [del]Leela[/del] your honey…
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### Author:  [@ShiefferSaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShiefferSaw)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/50 "2007-05-22T18:08:20Z")
[QUOTE=DustyButt]
Has she always been a woman or is this a recent thing?
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lol…
Congrats buddy! Details?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/51 "2007-05-22T18:22:29Z")
[QUOTE=ShiefferSaw]
Congrats buddy! Details?
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Actually, my guess would be in de vaginas.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/52 "2007-05-22T18:35:41Z")
Now you’re prepared in case you’re sentenced to death by snu-snu.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/53 "2007-05-22T18:47:54Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
While I consider myself an amateur hobbyist, my experience is growing daily (for the time being ;))
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Mine too, but it always shirnks again right afterwards. Don’t get too excited about it.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/54 "2007-05-22T18:52:47Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Mine too, but it always shirnks again right afterwards. Don’t get too excited about it.
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Actually, getting excited will keep it from shirnking.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2007, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kif-i-have-made-it-with-a-woman/404889/55 "2007-05-22T19:03:09Z")
[QUOTE=Hypno-Toad]
Actually, getting excited will keep it from shirnking.
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Thank you for your subtlety and forbearance. You are a true gentleman. 🆒
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