# Kill a Brady kid **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 10, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450 "2015-08-10T14:53:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/41 "2015-08-10T20:57:04Z")
I threw both Bobby and Cindy off the cliff. Bobby survived. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/42 "2015-08-10T21:54:43Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Actually she became a [burned out waitress](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083186/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_42) in a dive bar. Well at least she didn’t become a [runaway teenage hooker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ymje93Kuo). If we’re going to be killing Partridge Family kids, I’d definitely vote for Danny taking an ice pick to the skull. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/43 "2015-08-10T22:32:02Z")
> [@Don\_Draper](#): > > If we’re going to be killing Partridge Family kids, I’d definitely vote for Danny taking an ice pick to the skull. Problem with that is you would only be killing the character, which kind of comes up short. But really, it would have been much more satisfying to have hair-boy crossing the tide flats to get to pussy[sup]\*[/sup], get stuck in the wet sand and then eaten by crabs. \*Jan Brady ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/44 "2015-08-11T00:11:20Z")
Jan; never did like the whining little ------- person. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/45 "2015-08-11T01:00:40Z")
Cindy’s the youngest, therefore the least invested. _BOOM_ ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/46 "2015-08-11T01:58:26Z")
Jan. Of course tastes differ, but for me, there was no there there. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/47 "2015-08-11T02:25:34Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Little known fact. Bobby grew up to be that Burn Notice spy… Little known, yes, fact no. Yeah, yeah, whoosh … I admit it. I have no idea why this is funny. Do they look at all alike? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/48 "2015-08-11T02:40:39Z")
You’re burned, you’ve got nothing: no cash, no credit, no pork chops, no applesauce. ---
**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/49 "2015-08-11T02:53:51Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Peter, because he is a dick. And the least necessary to any plot development. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/50 "2015-08-11T12:42:35Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > Please, NOT Susan Dey! :eek: > > [Susan Dey | Susan Dey Picture #15450251 - 454 x 569 - FanPix.Net](http://fanpix.famousfix.com/picture-gallery/susan-dey-picture-15450251.htm) > > [Susan Dey | Susan Dey Picture #20581986 - 454 x 576 - FanPix.Net](http://fanpix.famousfix.com/picture-gallery/susan-dey-picture-20581986.htm) > > [http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/733/01a1ScreenHunter\_467\_Sep\_08\_17\_43.jpg](http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/733/01a1ScreenHunter_467_Sep_08_17_43.jpg) > > [http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/291827\_8144380\_mywrite/dey.jpg](http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/291827_8144380_mywrite/dey.jpg) > > [http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded\_photos/8/8a/Susan-Dey\_3.jpg](http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/uploaded_photos/8/8a/Susan-Dey_3.jpg) > > [https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/14/7b/bd/147bbd255e6a304a35c85915128980c6.jpg](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/14/7b/bd/147bbd255e6a304a35c85915128980c6.jpg) > > No! No! No, no, no, no!!! :mad: Dude, chill. I’d kill Keith so I’d have a shot with Laurie or Mrs. P (see above re: Brady Bunch). I’d kill the youngest brother, but they’d just replace him again and NOBODY WOULD NOTICE. ---
**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/51 "2015-08-11T12:57:31Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Little known fact. Bobby grew up to be that Burn Notice spy… Burn Notice stars Jeff Donovan, Bobby was played by Mike Lookinland. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/52 "2015-08-11T13:15:41Z")
> [@Gothic](#): > > Burn Notice stars Jeff Donovan, Bobby was played by Mike Lookinland. That’s what they _want_ you to think. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/53 "2015-08-11T13:17:48Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > You’re burned, you’ve got nothing: no cash, no credit, no pork chops, no applesauce. I LOLed. A lot. I said Bobby grew up to be a spy because of the intro to burn notice where Sam? notes that spies are whinny little bitches. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/54 "2015-08-11T14:03:57Z")
Is Cindy ‘the youngest one in curls’? That one! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/55 "2015-08-11T14:07:55Z")
Piyush Jindal changed his name to enter politics because he liked Bobby. True story. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/56 "2015-08-11T14:50:28Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I threw both Bobby and Cindy off the cliff. Bobby survived. Is that because her supple body and golden curls (and probably that cushy doll too) softened the impact for Bobby? ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/57 "2015-08-11T14:51:36Z")
I’d prefer to kill them all off _except_ Marcia, but if I only get to kill one, I pick Cindy. ---
**Author:** ![Abracadebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Abracadebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abracadebra)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/58 "2015-08-11T14:56:16Z")
> [@Ponch8](#): > > I’d prefer to kill them all off _except_ Marcia, but if I only get to kill one, I pick Cindy. You misspelled Thindy. ---
**Author:** ![orderfire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orderfire/32/10908_2.png) [@orderfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orderfire)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/59 "2015-08-11T16:43:36Z")
> [@enderw24](#): > > peter. > > Look, when it’s time to change, you’ve got to rearrange. Exactly! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450/60 "2015-08-11T18:44:38Z")
> [@Abracadebra](#): > > You misspelled Thindy. “The youngest one liked girls …” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-brady-kid/727450.md?page=2)