# Kill a Cleaver

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 21, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448 "2015-08-21T17:29:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448/21 "2015-08-22T17:19:00Z")

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June goes, with the explanation that Ward was a little hard on the Beaver the night before.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448/22 "2015-08-22T21:42:58Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> … until standing at the doorway to the study was a desperate and dangerous animal stripped of its humanity…

Slowly Ward turned…step by step…inch by inch…  
ETA: No seriously, that was brilliant, **Count**.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448/23 "2015-08-22T23:20:20Z")

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> [@The Great Sun Jester](#):
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> Slowly Ward turned…step by step…inch by inch…  
> ETA: No seriously, that was brilliant, **Count**.

Thank you. Just a scribble on a phone between rides at an amusement park. It’s amazing how well you can write with no one looking over your shoulder. 😃

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448/24 "2015-08-29T11:05:48Z")

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> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> …which means Whitey would have gotten away with it if Larry Mondello hadn’t finked on him.

That Larry was always a Rat! Rat! Rat!  
But, I think we could do without June. Ward could be hilarious, and Wally was the All-American boy. June’s tits weren’t that great anyway, so, what good was she? And, her stories were always boring.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448/25 "2015-08-29T20:21:20Z")

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Eldridge.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-cleaver/728448/26 "2015-08-30T10:02:03Z")

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How’d we get this far without someone posting the Leave it to Beaver 25th Anniversary party?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/M9dKYxkYYXM/maxresdefault.jpg "SCTV Leave it to Beaver 25th Anniversary Party") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9dKYxkYYXM)

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