# Kill a Kid in the Hall

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-kid-in-the-hall/727657>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 12, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-kid-in-the-hall/727657 "2015-08-12T14:15:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-kid-in-the-hall/727657/41 "2015-08-17T13:27:18Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> It came down to Kevin or Mark for me. I flipped a coin and Kevin lost, even though I never put salt in my eyes thanks to him.

Always put salt in your eyes… :eek:

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**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-kid-in-the-hall/727657/42 "2015-08-17T15:51:11Z")

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Hmmm, not sure I’m okay with Kevin and Mark being tied for “most-killable”. ☹ They’re my two favorites.

On the other hand…something (I either read or heard in DVD commentary) about Mark that has always stuck with me: one of the other guys said about his personality, “when it’s four of us against Mark, he sees it as a tie.”

But Kevin is a total sweetheart who deserves more love. ☹

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-kid-in-the-hall/727657/43 "2015-08-17T16:50:17Z")

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I was thinking Bruce, but the world needs Cabbagehead. Or Mark, because it would also spare us from his crappy SNL stint, but then there’d be no Head Crusher or Darrill, and what would Rod Torfulson’s Armada be without Herman Menderchuk? Dave and Kevin are out of the question, so sorry Scott, it’s you. I can’t forgive you for letting your goofy character spoil the otherwise perfect gloom of _Hannibal_.

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**Author:** ![tullsterx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@tullsterx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tullsterx)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-kid-in-the-hall/727657/44 "2015-08-17T16:54:14Z")

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This a horrible poll. You devious bastard! Damn, Kevin. . .why?! why?!

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