# Kill a Valley Girl

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 23, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621 "2015-08-23T16:54:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Laggard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de053/32.png) [@Laggard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laggard)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/1 "2015-08-23T16:54:47Z")

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One has to go.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/2 "2015-08-23T17:03:24Z")

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Wait, what? We’re doing semi-obscure 1983 movie characters now? 🙂

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/3 "2015-08-23T17:09:57Z")

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These are Valley Girls, not Lay’s potato chips. :mad:  
😛

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/4 "2015-08-23T17:34:50Z")

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Julie did a bunch of cool weird movies, so not her.  
Loryn took her top off and was in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, so not her.  
Suzi did some nudity, and she was kind of intriguing back then, so not her.  
Sorry Stacey, that leaves you. You shoulda showed more skin.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/5 "2015-08-23T22:49:34Z")

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Anyone touches Julie, I’ll freakin’ \*cut \*you, man.

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**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/6 "2015-08-24T10:02:12Z")

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Oh my God. _Michelle Meyrink_ was in Valley Girl. I guess I’m going to have to see it.

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**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-a-valley-girl/728621/7 "2015-08-24T18:59:51Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Julie did a bunch of cool weird movies, so not her.  
> Loryn took her top off and was in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, so not her.  
> Suzi did some nudity, and she was kind of intriguing back then, so not her.  
> Sorry Stacey, that leaves you. You shoulda showed more skin.

If you cut Stacey you don’t get that great exchange while they’re parking - “Stacey!” “Fred!” “Stacey!” “Fred!” I thought it was hilarious.

Suzi on the other hand was a cypher to me, easily mistaken for her mother.