# Kill guard, escape, blend into society. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 25, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385 "2007-06-25T20:09:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/1 "2007-06-25T20:09:54Z")
Or [not](http://www.tylerpaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070625/NEWS11/70625018). Dude, I think you missed a spot. Looks like the aftermath of the old “pass out drunk around other drunks wielding magic markers” or something. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/2 "2007-06-25T20:36:18Z")
Wow…he might as well keep up with that recidivism gig, as he’s unlikely to find employment anywhere else. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/3 "2007-06-25T20:41:15Z")
That guy is a policeman’s identification wet dream. Policeman: What did the suspect look like sir? Witness: You would not believe this guy’s face. Policeman: We know exactly who you are talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/4 "2007-06-25T21:22:42Z")
Anybody remember Chris Rock’s take on Old Dirty Bastard? He said of ODB something to the effect of, “This is a man with no white plans at all. You ain’t gonna get a house, a bank account, a credit card, or nothing with a name like that.” Here we have a first - a white supremacist with no white plans at all. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/5 "2007-06-25T21:38:21Z")
Dude - your face is all scribbled up. The glasses are just the finishing touch, really. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/6 "2007-06-25T22:59:57Z")
Somehow, I don’t think [this guy](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html) has the ability to blend into a crowd. Seriously…other than working in a tattoo parlor or for the circus, where else could this guy get meaningful employment? I mean, without applying a Tammy Faye Baker-level of makeup? Dude, if you want to commit crimes, I suggest a more circumspect appearance. Disclaimer…I am not slamming all people with tattoos. If you got one, flaunt it. Just don’t do something permanent to yourself that would make it easy to identify you if you commit crimes. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/7 "2007-06-25T23:02:23Z")
Holy crap! That guy has nekkid wimmin in his EARS!!! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/8 "2007-06-25T23:16:22Z")
My stars. There’s a young gentleman about town who has extensive tattoos all over his hands and face portraying, in what appears to be quite good detail (haven’t inspected it too closely) the bones and musculature under his skin. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/9 "2007-06-25T23:21:02Z")
[Here’s one](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/tatface1.html) of a woman. I fear [this guy](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0130063tattoo1.html) will never see the sunny side of life. I would not want to run into [this guy](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html) in a dark alley! ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/10 "2007-06-25T23:21:11Z")
You know how sometimes you’re confronted with things you really, really don’t want to think about, but embed themselves in your brain nonetheless? Ear tattoos. Which means a needle repeatedly jabbing into your ear. Excuse me, I’m off to beat my head against a wall until the pain stops… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/11 "2007-06-25T23:30:49Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6MQ-CK6JEY) ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/12 "2007-06-25T23:41:38Z")
I’ve combined this thread and the one that **ivylass** started. Just so ya know. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2007, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/13 "2007-06-25T23:49:32Z")
You know, that guy’s face reminds me of the back of a spiral notebook belonging to a seventh grade girl - completely covered in doodles. Only instead of unicorns and rainbows and Bratz girls, it’s neoNazi shit. Look, pal, even the 12 year old girl knows to keep it on the frickin’ notebook. Oh, well, not like he’ll ever see the outside of a prison again. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/14 "2007-06-26T02:54:09Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] [I would not want to run into [this guy](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dmilam1.html) in a dark alley! [/QUOTE] Looks like someone ran into him. I kind of like his nose. It gives his face some, um, character. Yeah. That’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/15 "2007-06-26T03:05:49Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Somehow, I don’t think [this guy](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1103061allgier1.html) has the ability to blend into a crowd. Seriously…other than working in a tattoo parlor or for the circus, where else could this guy get meaningful employment? I mean, without applying a Tammy Faye Baker-level of makeup? Dude, if you want to commit crimes, I suggest a more circumspect appearance. Disclaimer…I am not slamming all people with tattoos. If you got one, flaunt it. Just don’t do something permanent to yourself that would make it easy to identify you if you commit crimes. [/QUOTE] I imagine Jolene is very proud of him. Unless, of course, that’s white supremacist code-talk that I don’t understand. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/16 "2007-06-26T03:41:26Z")
Don’t be surprised if he gets off. Eye witness testimony is notoriously unreliable. For instance I showed this article to a friend and wondered aloud how he had been identified. My friend correctly pointed out that Allgier is wearing quite distinctive wire frame glasses that made him easy to spot. I however had not noticed them being distracted by the fact that he is bald. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/17 "2007-06-26T04:07:48Z")
We have a saying in my business: You don’t see the smart criminals in prison. ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/18 "2007-06-26T06:33:54Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] My stars. There’s a young gentleman about town who has extensive tattoos all over his hands and face portraying, in what appears to be quite good detail (haven’t inspected it too closely) the bones and musculature under his skin. [/QUOTE] I’ve seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah. That’s a memorable tattoo. [http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded\_images/dragon-717577.jpg](http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg) Link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Curtis Allgier. There’s nothing I can say that they haven’t said at Fark already… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/19 "2007-06-26T07:54:09Z")
So he has a mere tatoo of a swastika in the middle of his forehead… while Charlie Manson and his girls _carved_ swastikas there… What a wuss! ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385/20 "2007-06-26T08:06:14Z")
[QUOTE=Savannah] I’ve seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah. [/QUOTE] _gulp_ !!! :eek: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-guard-escape-blend-into-society/409385.md?page=2)