# Kill it with fire

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192 "2010-08-04T21:12:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/21 "2010-08-07T02:50:20Z")

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> No love for the film? Yo, Affleck was the bomb in it!

The “yo” goes at the end.

Doesn’t anybody on this board speak English? 😃

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**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/22 "2010-08-07T11:10:12Z")

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> [@Grumman](#):
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> The [Raufoss Mk.211](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raufoss_Mk_211). Accept no substitutes.

I believe the fact they named their ammunition after their home town says both a great deal about the ammunition and the home town. (Raufoss is a place in Norway)

As for me, liquor bottles and incendiary shotgun rounds. Failing that, tennis balls filled with termite and tar.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/23 "2010-08-07T19:43:33Z")

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> [@Gukumatz](#):
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> As for me, liquor bottles and incendiary shotgun rounds. Failing that, tennis balls filled with termite and tar.

Are you expecting wooden zombies?

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2010, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/24 "2010-08-07T20:00:55Z")

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> [@Omi\_no\_Kami](#):
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> Yea, for my money I would build zombie defenses that focused on inflicting catastrophic damage to the limbs: as long as they can’t walk or drag themselves, you’re safe.

No you’re not - all you need is a legless zombie sitting in the high grass, waiting for years for you to wander past. It’s like an animate land mine.

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/25 "2010-08-08T01:05:03Z")

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> [@Zsofia](#):
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> > [@Omi\_no\_Kami](#):
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> > Yea, for my money I would build zombie defenses that focused on inflicting catastrophic damage to the limbs: as long as they can’t walk or drag themselves, you’re safe.
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> No you’re not - all you need is a legless zombie sitting in the high grass, waiting for years for you to wander past. It’s like an animate land mine.

That’s why you need to invest in a a quality [riding mower](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IqHxuULpF0&feature=related).

😉

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**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/26 "2010-08-08T05:26:48Z")

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If it bleeds, you can kill it!

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/27 "2010-08-08T15:22:22Z")

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> [@tr0psn4j](#):
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> If it bleeds, you can kill it!

Thus leading to the standard reference text on the Undead being titled–_The Big Book of Things That Don’t Bleed._

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/28 "2010-08-08T15:23:23Z")

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BTW–what’s the problem with the Bo & Luke Duke approach? I.E. --bow & arrows + Dynamite?

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**Author:** ![ricksummon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ricksummon/32/3333_2.png) [@ricksummon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricksummon)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-it-with-fire/549192/29 "2010-08-08T15:38:54Z")

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Just get yourself a couple scrolls of [_wall of fire_](http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells---final/wall-of-fire) — it does double damage to undead creatures!

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