# Kill the wabbit! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042 "2005-09-29T16:08:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/1 "2005-09-29T16:08:26Z")
Kill the wabbit Kill the wabbit Kill the wabbit… I’m going to _kill_ the wabbit !!! ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/2 "2005-09-29T16:10:06Z")
Duck Season! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/3 "2005-09-29T16:11:54Z")
Baseball Season! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/4 "2005-09-29T16:14:09Z")
\ _Montoya_ Season… ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/5 "2005-09-29T16:15:16Z")
Excuse me doc, but how you gonna do that? I’ll use my spear and Magic Helmet! Spear and Magic Helmet? Spear and Magic Helmet! Magic Helmet? Magic Helmet! Heh, Magic Helmet. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/6 "2005-09-29T16:15:25Z")
Oh mighty hunter, 'twill be quite a ta-a-a-ask. How will you do it, might I inquire to a-a-a-ask? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/7 "2005-09-29T16:16:01Z")
[The complete libretto](http://www.thomasvillecentral.com/operadoc.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/8 "2005-09-29T16:18:21Z")
That was it. Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/9 "2005-09-29T16:18:23Z")
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadoyawant with a waaaabit…? ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/10 "2005-09-29T16:20:12Z")
If you want to see the wabbit get killed, check out the new Family Guy straight-to-dvd movie, “Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story.” ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/11 "2005-09-29T16:20:31Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Excuse me doc, but how you gonna do that? > I’ll use my spear and Magic Helmet! > Spear and Magic Helmet? > Spear and Magic Helmet! > Magic Helmet? > Magic Helmet! > > Heh, Magic Helmet. SMOG! ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/12 "2005-09-29T16:21:41Z")
Oh Bwunhilde, you’we so wovewy! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/13 "2005-09-29T16:22:10Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > \ > > _Montoya_ Season… _Sheep_ season! FIRE!! ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/14 "2005-09-29T16:22:08Z")
That which does not kill the wabbit, makes him stwonger. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/15 "2005-09-29T16:24:03Z")
Uh…what’s up, doc? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/16 "2005-09-29T16:25:09Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Uh…what’s up, doc? What a _Nimrod_! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/17 "2005-09-29T16:28:07Z")
What a maroon! What a gull-i-bull! You realize, of course, I will have to go home and watch this tonight. I have it on DVD! NEENER! NEENER! NEENER! ---
**Author:** ![meow\_meow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@meow\_meow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meow_meow)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/18 "2005-09-29T16:29:09Z")
What a Tah-rah-rah Goon Dee- Ay. ---
**Author:** ![Wartime\_Consigliori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@Wartime\_Consigliori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wartime_Consigliori)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/19 "2005-09-29T16:29:50Z")
> [@Aguecheek](#): > > Oh Bwunhilde, you’we so wovewy! Yes I know it. I can’t help it. ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/20 "2005-09-29T16:43:23Z")
Welcome to my shop Let me cut your mop Let me shave your crop Daaaaaintily (snip snip) Daaaaaaainily (snip snip) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042.md?page=2)