# Kill the wabbit! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042 "2005-09-29T16:08:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/21 "2005-09-29T16:45:16Z")
What have I done?? I’ve killed the rabbit… :: snif :: ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/22 "2005-09-29T16:54:54Z")
Poor widdle bunny. Poor widdle wabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/23 "2005-09-29T17:00:24Z")
What did you expect from an opera, a happy ending? ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/24 "2005-09-29T17:23:42Z")
::Looking at Google ads:: How in the world did they deduce anger management training from this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/25 "2005-09-29T17:25:04Z")
That’s all folks. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/26 "2005-09-29T18:27:54Z")
Of course you realize that this means war!\* \*different cartoon, I know. But I’ve always loved that line. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/27 "2005-09-29T18:31:59Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > What a maroon! What a gull-i-bull! what a nin-cow-poop ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/28 "2005-09-29T18:36:24Z")
Ah hates varmits! ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/29 "2005-09-29T18:39:40Z")
I’m an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It’s elk season! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/30 "2005-09-29T19:17:05Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > I’m an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It’s elk season! Mmmm, nah. I’m waiting for Rotarian Season. ---
**Author:** ![Marathon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Marathon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marathon)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/31 "2005-09-29T19:29:14Z")
> [@Alma](#): > > Welcome to my shop > Let me cut your mop > Let me shave your crop > Daaaaaintily (snip snip) > Daaaaaaainily (snip snip) There. You’re nice and clean. Although your face looks like it may have gone through a ma- chine. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/32 "2005-09-29T19:35:59Z")
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny? No. [cracks up laughing] …No. Neither did I. I was just asking. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/33 "2005-09-29T19:36:23Z")
Dude, I know the rabbit died, but that doesn’t mean your life is over. Kids are great! There are lots of agencies and resources out there for you to use to help you and your girlfriend through this troubling time. Huh? What? Oh. The Doc-tor and the rabbit reference were for a racist, sexist, speciest and extremely violent cartoon series? Carry on. -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/34 "2005-09-29T19:41:09Z")
> [@Tomcat](#): > > Oh. The Doc-tor and the rabbit reference were for a racist, sexist, speciest and extremely violent cartoon series? You left out “funniest.” ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/35 "2005-09-29T19:41:54Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > Neither did I. I was just asking. Uh huh. Suuuuuure. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/36 "2005-09-29T19:42:57Z")
> [@Tomcat](#): > > Dude, I know the rabbit died, but that doesn’t mean your life is over. Kids are great! There are lots of agencies and resources out there for you to use to help you and your girlfriend through this troubling time. > > Huh? What? > > Oh. The Doc-tor and the rabbit reference were for a\*\* racist, sexist, speciest and extremely violent cartoon series?\*\* > > Carry on. > > -Tcat My Bolding: Now this means War!!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/37 "2005-09-29T19:59:39Z")
Ain’t I a stinker! - what’s really amazing is how quickly my kids completely abandoned other cartoons to watch my two Golden Collection Looney Tunes sets when they came in the mail. Quality wins out! Now - when is the next volume being released? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/38 "2005-09-29T20:10:15Z")
:mad: Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/39 "2005-09-29T20:16:53Z")
```auto ------------------------------------------------ | | | What in heaven's name | | | | | | am I doing ?!? | | | | | ------------------------------------------------ | | | | | | | | | ``` ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/40 "2005-09-29T21:12:51Z")
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