# Kill the wabbit! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042 "2005-09-29T16:08:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/41 "2005-09-29T21:44:58Z")
I am not selling anything, nor am I working my way through college. Now let’s get down to cases. You are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/42 "2005-09-29T21:49:56Z")
In the dead of night A shimmewin’ wight Gweam of a bwade And dah deviw was paid I’m a wabbit swayer A guitaw pwayew With a nasty habit– Kill dah wabbit!!! – Ozzy Fudd ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/43 "2005-09-29T21:55:54Z")
I am Inigo Montoya. You awe the wabbit. Pwepawe to die. (Ain’t I a stinker?) ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/44 "2005-09-29T23:41:33Z")
Hassan CHOP! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/45 "2005-09-29T23:45:13Z")
That boy-I say- That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. ---
**Author:** ![katie1341](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/91b2a8/32.png) [@katie1341](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katie1341)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/46 "2005-09-30T00:23:05Z")
Don’t look so perplexed Why are you so vexed Can’t you see you’re next You’re so next Very next * * * IT’S FREICKISEEIN’ RABIT SEASON!! ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/47 "2005-09-30T01:35:01Z")
Thufferin’ Thuccotash!! ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/48 "2005-09-30T02:30:42Z")
> [@Unintentionally Blank](#): > > That boy-I say- That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. That was a joke, son. Pay attention when I’m talkin’ to you, boy. Boy’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/49 "2005-09-30T02:39:21Z")
I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/50 "2005-09-30T02:50:26Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque! or, similarly, KUK-a-MUNga… ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/51 "2005-09-30T02:56:29Z")
“Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones…and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones.” ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/52 "2005-09-30T03:07:38Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > “I’ve got it! _Pronoun_ trouble!” It’s not “Do you want to shoot _him_ now?”. It’s “Do you want to shoot **ME** now?” So shoot me now! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/53 "2005-09-30T03:08:21Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > It’s not “Do you want to shoot _him_ now?”. It’s “Do you want to shoot **ME** now?” So shoot me now! Bang **Maureen** Your Dispicable! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/54 "2005-09-30T03:17:05Z")
> [@rowrrbazzle](#): > > In the dead of night > A shimmewin’ wight > Gweam of a bwade > And dah deviw was paid > > I’m a wabbit swayer > A guitaw pwayew > With a nasty habit– > > Kill dah wabbit!!! > > – Ozzy Fudd I’m a mean mistweater A wabbit feaster And I pwedict A bwoody easter A scuwwying shadow And dah shadow moves to stab it And dah night aiw echoes Kill dah wabbit!!! ---
**Author:** ![Agonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@Agonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agonist)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/55 "2005-09-30T03:17:10Z")
> [@teela brown](#): > > ::Looking at Google ads:: > > How in the world did they deduce anger management training from this thread? That’s simple: “\*Kill \* the wabbit! \*Kill \* the wabbit!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/56 "2005-09-30T03:18:26Z")
“Is he really stubborn enough to open all those doors?” \< **KA-BOOM!** \> “Yep, he’s stubborn enough.” ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/57 "2005-09-30T04:46:42Z")
“it’s amazing the fun you can have with some yellow paint and a pile of rocks.” ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/58 "2005-09-30T05:37:12Z")
Whap!! Stop steamin’ up my tail! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/59 "2005-09-30T09:48:26Z")
Whoa camel! _Whoa_, camel! Ah say whoa camel! **WHAP!** When ah say “_Whoa_!” Ah mean **Whoa**! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/60 "2005-09-30T12:23:11Z")
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