# Kill the wabbit! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042 "2005-09-29T16:08:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/61 "2005-09-30T14:25:05Z")
Shouldn’t the ads be for ACME products? ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/62 "2005-09-30T14:31:21Z")
[ACME EARTHQUAKE PILLS](http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/earth.html) Why wait make your own EarthQuakes. Caution not effective on Road Runners ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/63 "2005-09-30T15:53:14Z")
Monsters lead the most inta-resting lives. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/64 "2005-10-01T14:44:25Z")
Dragons is soOOOOooo stu-pid. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/65 "2005-10-01T20:16:07Z")
HEEEEYYYYYY, GRAMMA!!! Gotta little bunny rabbit for you!! TA HAVE!! ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/66 "2005-10-01T20:53:06Z")
> [@Chanteuse](#): > > HEEEEYYYYYY, GRAMMA!!! > > Gotta little bunny rabbit for you!! > > TA HAVE!! Which automatically leads to: “I’ll do it, but I’ll probably hate myself in the morning.” ---
**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/67 "2005-10-01T20:56:59Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadoyawant with a waaaabit…? Can’t you see that I’m much sweeter? I’m your little sen-yer-reeter… ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/68 "2005-10-02T00:41:31Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > - what’s really amazing is how quickly my kids completely abandoned other cartoons to watch my two Golden Collection Looney Tunes sets when they came in the mail. Quality wins out! Now - when is the next volume being released? October 25. Now, there shall be no further delay, as I attempt to entertain you in my own imitababababale fashion. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/69 "2005-10-02T01:17:20Z")
Ah, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner! Hansel? Hansel. _Hansel_? Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Perry! Dodge! Spin! … _THWACK_! Quick, run for the hills, or you’ll be up to your armpits in Martians! ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/70 "2005-10-02T02:42:06Z")
Hocus Pocus! I’m a vampire! Abracadabra! _I’m_ an umpire! ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/71 "2005-10-02T02:54:22Z")
My name is Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/72 "2005-10-02T03:26:24Z")
> [@Cheez\_Whia](#): > > Hocus Pocus! I’m a vampire! > Abracadabra! _I’m_ an umpire! Abracapocus! Hocus Cadabra! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042/73 "2005-10-02T04:52:34Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > Abracapocus! Hocus Cadabra! Walla Walla, Washington! Newport News! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kill-the-wabbit/324042.md?page=3)