# Killer street racers released: Are you effing kidding me?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 1, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469 "2006-02-01T04:16:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/21 "2006-02-01T09:18:15Z")

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Is it a $50,000 bond, or is that the amount of their bail? Because the two generally are not the same.

Also let me be the first to say that prison rape = not funny, and blahblah. At least you said “bald” and not “black”.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/22 "2006-02-01T14:16:05Z")

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> [@amaranta](#):
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> Can I hijack for a sec to ask a question? What exactly do y’all think Mounties do?

Aren’t they still hunting _Savoir Faire_?

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/23 "2006-02-01T15:30:10Z")

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I was under the impression that Mounties spent much of their time singing.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/24 "2006-02-01T16:05:32Z")

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> [@Queuing](#):
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> Time served previuos to being actually convicted is generally given at a 2 to 1 rate, so every week pre-trial served is as good as 2 weeks. Therefore I don’t mind they got out on bail.

In that case, given the “speed” of due process, perhaps it is better then. It’s just my sense of justice seeing these morons roaming more or less freely about whilst awaiting trial strikes me as incongruous to the crime. Yeah, innocent until proven guilty and all that – but it’s sort of a moot point here; a guilty verdict is a foregone conclusion, and nothing short of a mistrial will change that.

> [@Q.E.D.](#):
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> Completely off-topic, but unless you plan to breed her, I highly recommend that you have her spayed. You’ll be happier, she’ll be happier and she’ll have fewer health problems down the road.

It’s on the agenda. It’s just finding the time and transportation. (I don’t drive y’see)

> [@Monty](#):
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> You do realize that statement can have two meanings, don’t you?

> [@Palooka](#):
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> Dude. This is not appropriate behaviour.

My potty mind should have recognized this immediately. I must be off my game. 😃

> [@saoirse](#):
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> Just a little possible nitpick:
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> I suspect you mean flora. There may, of course, actually be animals eating the dead horse; I think you meant that it is pushing up the daisies, though.

I was acutally referring to the consumption of said deceased equine by local carnivorous wildlife, insects, bacteria, etc. But “feeding the worms” works just as well. 😃

> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> I don’t object to them getting bail, but I’m anticipating an unjustly light outcome. This is Canada, after all, home of the “24 hours less a day” sentence.

Ever the optimist, I’m hoping they turn these two into an object lesson. This is the worst street racing incident the city has known and it has to be made abundantly clear that bad things are going to happen both when you do such stupid things, and when you get charged for doing such stupid things. Much ado has been made of Tahir Khan’s personal situation prior to his untimely demise and about its aftermath. To let these two off with what amounts to a smack on the ass and a promise to behave would be such a gross miscarriage of justice as would greatly tarnish the reputation of our justice system (even more). If not for justice’s own sake then at least for political reasons should a harsh sentence be pushed for.

> [@Silver Fire](#):
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> …let me be the first to say that prison rape = not funny, and blahblah. At least you said “bald” and not “black”.

Actually, the image I had in my head was a large, cue-bald, goateed white guy looking kinda lke Jesse Ventura with three good teeth and a scowl that would wither daisies at ten feet. Don’t ask me why. First image that popped into my head. 😃

And yes, I know prison rape isn’t funny as a practical matter, but it felt apropos as a metaphor for “spend some quality time with the lettered lads in the Penn Club.”

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/25 "2006-02-01T16:20:15Z")

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I’m getting the sense that there’s not much growing in the “field”.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/26 "2006-02-01T16:20:37Z")

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> [@amaranta](#):
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> Can I hijack for a sec to ask a question? What exactly do y’all think Mounties do?

They’re the Canadian equivalent of the Riders of Rohan, right?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/27 "2006-02-01T16:31:35Z")

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> [@amaranta](#):
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> Can I hijack for a sec to ask a question? What exactly do y’all think Mounties do?

One riot; one Mountie.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/28 "2006-02-01T16:54:16Z")

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> [@D\_Odds](#):
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> Aren’t they still hunting _Savoir Faire_?

Yes, but then again _Savior Faire_ is everywhere.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/29 "2006-02-01T17:11:57Z")

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> [@Gangster Octopus](#):
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> Yes, but then again _Savior Faire_ is everywhere.

Then why are they having such a hard time finding him? 😕

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**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/30 "2006-02-01T18:05:42Z")

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> [@Mindfield](#):
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> – but it’s sort of a moot point here; a guilty verdict is a foregone conclusion…

Well as long as your keeping an open mind and respect for the judicial processes of your nation…

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/31 "2006-02-01T18:23:23Z")

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> [@Mindfield](#):
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> Personally though, I think they should have stayed in jail. I know the whole bail release before trial thing is SOP, but man… the whole incident was so unbelievably stupid that they really need to be put away wholesale. Just deduct time served from the sentence and be done with it.

I don’t necessarily agree. I don’t know how your Canadian jails are, but here in the States, space is often at a premium. Jail is where you hold guys that might flee, or might hurt more people if they’re not contained. It’s not a place for _punishment_, per se, unless the accused is sentenced to jail time instead of prison after the trial.

There’s no real reasons to hold them in jail other than punative ones. As others said, these kids are not likely flight risks, nor will they be driving. Let their parents feed and house them, rather than draining justice system resources. Secondly, I doubt they’re living happy, carefree lives on the outside. Likely, they’re scared shitless and miserable.

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/32 "2006-02-01T18:54:53Z")

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> [@threemae](#):
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> Well as long as your keeping an open mind and respect for the judicial processes of your nation…

I think it’s more the fact that they returned to the scene & will probably plead guilty.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/33 "2006-02-01T19:26:45Z")

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> [@threemae](#):
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> Well as long as your keeping an open mind and respect for the judicial processes of your nation…

Ignoring for the moment that the kids are likely to plead out (and I doubt even the most brazen shyster of a lawyer could come up with even the most cursory defense for this), there is absolutely nothing about this case that could point to anything else. The evidence is insurmountable. There are no mitigating circumstances. The trial is therefore just a formality at this point to determine the severity of the punishment. This may be technically incorrect from a strict legal view, but at this point it’s a little like saying that the man is still innocent who is standing with the smoking gun in his hand, the gunshot residue on his clothes, the body on the ground in front of him and the ballistics-matching bullet therein.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/killer-street-racers-released-are-you-effing-kidding-me/342469/34 "2006-02-01T21:10:06Z")

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> [@Mindfield](#):
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> This may be technically incorrect from a strict legal view, but at this point it’s a little like saying that the man is still innocent who is standing with the smoking gun in his hand, the gunshot residue on his clothes, the body on the ground in front of him and the ballistics-matching bullet therein.

Heh. _CSI_ has run entire seasons about ways to get around that.

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