# Kim Il Really IS Crazy. He wastes perfectly good cheerleaders.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 18, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040 "2006-02-18T01:39:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/1 "2006-02-18T01:39:44Z")

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Why, Kim Il Jong? :eek:  
Why squander perfectly good cheerleaders? ☹ :smack:

[http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060217/D8FQRS087.html](http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060217/D8FQRS087.html)

If you don’t want them anymore, send some to me! :dubious:

I’ll take the poor little things in…& comfort them…comfort them as long as necessary…all night long, if I _really must_.

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**Author:** ![deevee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@deevee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deevee)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/2 "2006-02-18T01:43:30Z")

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What a tragic waste of an excellent source of protein.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/3 "2006-02-18T04:25:06Z")

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I hate to be a kill-joy, but that story is not funny in the least.

Those poor girls…

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/4 "2006-02-18T04:32:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Citing a North Korean man who recently fled to China…

How bad is it when people are defecting from there to China??? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/5 "2006-02-18T04:34:12Z")

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> [@if6was9](#):
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> How bad is it when people are defecting from there to China??? :eek:

For many defectors, getting to S. Korea is only possible via China… not too easy to get across the DMZ, you see.

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/6 "2006-02-18T04:41:14Z")

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Why do you call him Kim Il Jong? Or Kim Il?  
It’s Mr. Kim, Kim Jong Il, General, Great Leader, or just Fucking Psycho…

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/7 "2006-02-18T04:55:29Z")

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That’s it. Mobilize the troops. We’re going in. Someone has to save those girls.  
I will be in line right behind **Bosda** to offer what comfort I can to those poor girls. All night of course, and if necessary to two or three of them.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/8 "2006-02-18T06:08:52Z")

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> [@Rick](#):
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> That’s it. Mobilize the troops. We’re going in. Someone has to save those girls.  
> I will be in line right behind **Bosda** to offer what comfort I can to those poor girls. All night of course, and if necessary to two or three of them.

i’ll pledge my services as well. men, we should be able to take care of all these ladies…right?

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/9 "2006-02-18T11:06:40Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> i’ll pledge my services as well. men, we should be able to take care of all these ladies…right?

Succour. I pledge succour.

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**Author:** ![Scruloose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Scruloose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruloose)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-il-really-is-crazy-he-wastes-perfectly-good-cheerleaders/345040/10 "2006-02-18T11:55:54Z")

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Well, you know - the first rule of going to South Korea…
