# Kim Jong-un's ex-girlfriend executed....for porn.

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**Created:** [August 29, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514 "2013-08-29T17:26:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/1 "2013-08-29T17:26:33Z")

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Let me add that this is not confirmed, though it would not surprise me for his ex to get killed. Whether or not she made porn or even owned porn is irrelevant. It’s entirely possible she “knows too much” about him. I guess they could have imprisioned her forever, but death is cleaner. What a place.

[Also, I can not find a reliable source on this, so it really could be speculation. I believe the source comes from an English S. Korean paper.](http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/08/29/newser-kim-jong-un-girlfriend/2726081/)

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/2 "2013-08-29T21:13:46Z")

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There’s been a major power struggle going in the NK since KJ took over.

While the articles I’ve seen suggest that these executions are part of him consolidating power, I wonder if it’s actually the other way: people wanting to embarrass him are doing this.

In any case, it is another example of pretty well connected people getting taken out. It’s always been scary in NK, but right now it’s got to be turned up to 11.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/3 "2013-08-29T21:34:10Z")

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Must have been some really bad porn.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/4 "2013-08-29T22:55:37Z")

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Snuff porn even.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/5 "2013-08-29T23:13:31Z")

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I’ll bet Jong Un has the biggest, baddest porn collection in North Korea.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/6 "2013-08-29T23:42:59Z")

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♪ \*The problem is that she might tell on me  
My comrades cannot know about my small wienie  
There’s got to be a way to keep my secret, see?  
There must be fifty ways to kill my lover… \*♪

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**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/7 "2013-08-29T23:55:34Z")

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> [@Musicat](#):
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> I’ll bet Jong Un has the biggest, baddest porn collection in North Korea.

Quite possibly the **only** porn collection in North Korea.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/8 "2013-08-29T23:56:12Z")

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“Excellent Horse-Like Lady”

He offed her 'cause she had a bigger dick!

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**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/9 "2013-08-30T00:01:44Z")

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So is there dictator porn? Did she have a sex tape? Links?

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/10 "2013-08-30T00:40:39Z")

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I confess I first saw horse/human porn from a Korean source, but it was made in America. Interesting that this should crop up now.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/11 "2013-08-30T01:56:29Z")

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Apparently there’s been speculation that Kim’s wife, Ri Sol-ju, had something do with it. She was in the same band as Hyon and there are rumours that Kim was having an affair with Hyon.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/12 "2013-08-30T02:17:29Z")

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Worst  
Moneyshot  
Ever.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/13 "2013-08-30T02:23:56Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Worst  
> Moneyshot  
> Ever.

Boomkkake

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/14 "2013-08-30T04:54:53Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> Apparently there’s been speculation that Kim’s wife, Ri Sol-ju, had something do with it. She was in the same band as Hyon and there are rumours that Kim was having an affair with Hyon.

Maybe that’s true, but to me, that sounds like the sort of rumor Kim’s enemies in the NoKo government/military might spread to embarrass him.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/15 "2013-08-30T07:28:33Z")

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Was her name  
An Bo-lin?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/16 "2013-08-30T09:31:24Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Was her name  
> An Bo-lin?

Her name was Hyon Song Wol. “Excellent Horse-Like Lady” was the improbable name of her hit single (and, yes, there’s a [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tkXgw2OMY)).

I think the detail I find most appalling is that Kim wasn’t content to just execute his girlfriend for whatever insane reason was floating around in his head. He also had to execute eleven other people as cover for the murder.

Also appalling is one of the stories I read from back when Kim was first being seen with Hyon. There was speculation that he might be making public appearances with her in an attempt to project a warmer and more humane image. If so, I think we can now say it’s failed.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/17 "2013-08-30T11:06:17Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Her name was Hyon Song Wol.

You didn’t see what I did there. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/18 "2013-08-30T18:48:44Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> You didn’t see what I did there. 🙂

No, I got it. There’s nobody who likes a good Tudor joke more than me, except perhaps my wife and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Alison Weir.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/19 "2013-08-30T22:33:12Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> Was her name  
> An Bo-lin?

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Her name was Hyon Song Wol.

That’d be the whoosh, Bob.

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-ex-girlfriend-executed-for-porn/667514/20 "2013-09-05T22:36:29Z")

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The _ahem_ “sex tape”[ for which she was allegedly executed is at the broken link below. Haven’t watched whole video so not sure if safe for work, but is allegedly pretty tame. There’s an animated gif of the supposed “pornographic” part and it’s just her, or someone who is supposed to be her, raising her leg over her head while fully dressed in a dance costume.

[http://www.businessinsider](http://www.businessinsider)]([Hyon Song-Wol 'Pornographic' Video - Kim Jong-Un Ex-Girlfriend](http://www.businessinsider.com/hyon-song-wol-pornographic-video-kim-jong-un-ex-girlfriend-2013-9)) com/hyon-song-wol-pornographic-video-kim-jong-un-ex-girlfriend-2013-9

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