# Kim Jong-Un's Executed Girlfriend Is Back From the Dead! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681 "2014-05-18T17:42:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/1 "2014-05-18T17:42:36Z")
“A North Korean singer said to be Kim Jong-Un’s ex-girlfriend and reported to have been executed by firing squad last year has appeared on state television, apparently alive and well.” > **[Kim Jong-Un's 'Executed' Girlfriend Reappears On North Korea Television Alive...](https://www.businessinsider.com/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-reappears-on-television-2014-5)** > > Singer was reported to have been killed by firing squad last year for making a sex tape but has turned up on state TV alive and well. Most of us read about the execution from a highly authoritative source: Straightdope (Although the OP’s initial post stated it was not confirmed, there was little doubt elsewhere in the thread) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16619159](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=16619159) So does anyone here follow the back-from-the-dead sites (which surely must exist) and can thus comment? PS. Some of us believe the guy is totally crazy and thus don’t require a high level of evidence about almost anything concerning him. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/2 "2014-05-18T17:45:41Z")
Is it live…or is it Memorex? ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/3 "2014-05-18T17:50:53Z")
So when will the Glorious Leader claim to be the one who brought her back? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/4 "2014-05-18T18:14:23Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > So when will the Glorious Leader claim to be the one who brought her back? As soon as he beats his uncle’s golf score of 18. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/5 "2014-05-18T18:23:02Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > As soon as he beats his uncle’s golf score of 18. You mean he hasn’t invented the hole-in-none? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/6 "2014-05-18T18:45:48Z")
His father’s golf score of 18. We’ve been punked! ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/7 "2014-05-20T15:17:42Z")
Kim Jong-Un’s Executed Girlfriend Is Back From the Dead, and she’s _pissed_! Watch her tear through North Korea in her rampage of revenge, with her ultimate goal of killing Kim Jong-un himself! From the makers of **Machete** and **Hobo With a Shotgun** , coming this fall to a theater near you! “Life’s a bitch, and I am too. And now Kim Jong-un, you are my bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/8 "2014-05-20T15:19:55Z")
They can do wonders with holograms of dead singers now. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/9 "2014-05-20T15:51:53Z")
Harder to wish someone into the cornfield when there’s no corn, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/10 "2014-05-20T15:59:03Z")
For those of us that read World War Z this is unsettling. ---
**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/11 "2014-05-20T16:13:51Z")
A couple of weeks ago Dennis Rodman was interviewed on CNN about his BFF. He says that he was amazed at the amount of love people showed for Kim Jong Un - the way they’d weep when he’d walk into the room. Rodman also claimed that Kim’s uncle was there the whole time as well, right with the entourage. He claimed that the stories about his execution were lies made up by the western press. With a cite like Dennis Rodman, you know it has to be true! ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/12 "2014-05-20T16:14:36Z")
Do we have to make a retroactive adjustment to last year’s death pool? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/13 "2014-05-20T17:02:31Z")
Of course she’s back from the dead. We knew from the beginning that she was Un-executed. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/14 "2014-05-20T18:05:28Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > So when will the Glorious Leader claim to be the one who brought her back? Wait, did Kim Jong-Un execute his girlfriend? Or, did Kim Jong un-execute his girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2014, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/15 "2014-05-20T20:17:00Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Harder to wish someone into the cornfield when there’s no corn, I guess. This deserves recognition! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/16 "2014-05-21T12:18:22Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > Wait, did Kim Jong-Un execute his girlfriend? > > Or, did Kim Jong un-execute his girlfriend? Genius. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/17 "2014-05-21T12:34:52Z")
Maybe he was just tired of beating a dead horse… ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-executed-girlfriend-is-back-from-the-dead/688681/18 "2014-05-21T13:00:19Z")
Insert pointless joke about how they all look alike… or not.