# Kim Jong Un's pleasure women

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 20, 2012, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730 "2012-06-20T07:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Nunzio\_Tavulari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nunzio_Tavulari)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/21 "2012-06-20T20:52:06Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Thanks to this thread, I dreamed about North Korea last night.

I think that was an old Joan Baez song.

“I dreamed I saw Jong Il last night.”

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/22 "2012-06-20T21:13:29Z")

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> [@oclock](#):
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> On the contrary, Kim Jong Un likes tall and western style women.

What the heck is “western style”? Just tall? Dyed light-colored hair? Or is he importing actual western women? If so how are they acquired?

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/23 "2012-06-20T21:23:29Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> What the heck is “western style”?

Missionaries.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/24 "2012-06-20T21:37:30Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> What the heck is “western style”?

With bacon and cheese.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2012, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/25 "2012-06-20T22:59:03Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> What the heck is “western style”? Just tall? Dyed light-colored hair? Or is he importing actual western women? If so how are they acquired?

I don’t know, I mean, all of these crazy ass dictators and leaders appear[to have a thing](http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-10-26/politics/30323527_1_world-leaders-libyan-leader-scrapbookl) for[black chicks](http://www.thewrap.com/music/article/whitney-houston-and-osama-bin-laden-little-known-connection-35355).

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**Author:** ![MJCassidy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@MJCassidy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MJCassidy)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/26 "2012-06-24T23:12:28Z")

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Can I buy some at the estate sale?

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/27 "2012-06-25T00:44:46Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> What the heck is a ‘huckle bone’?

I don’t know, but somewhere in NK there is probably a tall blonde woman telling Kim Jong Un right now “Hey, I’ll be your Huckle-boney…”  
…and coughing.

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/28 "2012-07-16T18:45:41Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> What the heck is “western style”?

Cowgirls.

Even better: Reverse Cowgirls.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/29 "2012-07-16T19:05:17Z")

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> [@oclock](#):
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> Kim Jong Un, only 28 years old, while he is spending nights with a lot of women, many North Koreans are starving to death. Doesn’t he know the fact or just ignore it?

Is it supposed to be a revelation that the Kims have done a terrible job running North Korea? The only people who don’t know this by now are, ironically, the North Koreans.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/30 "2012-07-16T19:09:05Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> What the heck is a ‘huckle bone’?

Just when you think you’ve heard about all the fetishes out there, somebody comes up with a new one…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/31 "2012-07-16T19:13:31Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> What the heck is a ‘huckle bone’?

It’s evolved to help in mating.

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**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/32 "2012-07-16T19:19:26Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> What the heck is a ‘huckle bone’?

The huckle bone’s connected to the…  
tickle bone

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**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/33 "2012-07-16T19:28:17Z")

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> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#):
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> What the heck is “western style”?

They try and make it sound great, but in reality they’re just regular North Korean women with BBQ sauce.

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/34 "2012-07-16T20:06:18Z")

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> [@sitchensis](#):
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> They try and make it sound great, but in reality they’re just regular North Korean women with BBQ sauce.

And a piece of bad bacon.

Seriously though, how do they make bacon bad?!? That’s gotta be some kind of crime against humanity.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jong-uns-pleasure-women/625730/35 "2012-07-16T22:05:30Z")

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> [@MikeG](#):
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> And a piece of bad bacon.
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> Seriously though, how do they make bacon bad?!? That’s gotta be some kind of crime against humanity.

You can’t do it.

It is possible, for example, to say bacon is ungood. But this statement, which to an orthodox ear merely conveys a self-evident absurdity, can not be sustained by reasoned argument, because the necessary words are not available

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