# Kim Jung-un in very serious condition

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241 "2020-04-21T02:29:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/141 "2020-05-03T07:41:34Z")

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On a slightly less fantastical note: I wonder if Kim had a case of covid? The Leader, of course, can’t get sick from a mere virus, so disappearing for several weeks would conceal any sign of human weakness.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/142 "2020-05-03T12:23:00Z")

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Trump is happy another murdering dictator is not dead.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@cornflakes2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes2)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/143 "2020-05-03T13:48:51Z")

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I’m not sure why people hate him so much. What exactly has he done to any of you? If it’s one of those “violating humanitarian rights” excuses, then why don’t you go over there and give your life to the cause if it really bothers you so much?  
As far as I’m concerned, this man has been the most open compared to his father and grand father. He’s expressed a lot of interest to have dialogue, to work with countries and contribute to the global community. He’s expressed many times  
how much he loves basketball and American culture, he was educated in Switzerland, but yes, he’s under immense pressure to uphold a certain kind of reputation for his status and his nation. He just wants sovereignty and to protect his nation,  
what is so different about that than any of us? US just doesn’t want anyone else to have nukes except themselves?

And let’s be real here, if you actually ever believed or thought N. Korea was going to nuke america or invade america and destroy you all, then you have to ask yourself who is really drinking the koolaid here? But I’m pretty sure most users  
on this forum are from America so it’s very pro-American/American-biased, so my statement my not be a very favorable one, but it’s ok. It’s just real talk.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/144 "2020-05-03T14:10:09Z")

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So, wait - we’re not allowed to dislike someone unless we are personally wronged? We can’t be offended by what they do or what they say if it isn’t aimed directly at us? 😕

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/145 "2020-05-03T14:32:16Z")

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I am not really a family person, but I frown upon [shooting relatives](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/13/north-korean-defence-minister-executed-by-anti-aircaft-gun-report) with 4" anti-aircraft guns.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/146 "2020-05-03T16:09:38Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I am not really a family person, but I frown upon [shooting relatives](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/13/north-korean-defence-minister-executed-by-anti-aircaft-gun-report) with 4" anti-aircraft guns.

Not a 4", a [ZPU-4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDUlLbKTfM). Not that catching a burst of 14.5mm armor piercing incendiary rounds is any more survivable.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/147 "2020-05-03T17:12:29Z")

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> [@cornflakes2](#):
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> I’m not sure why people hate him so much…

Reported for SSD trolling.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/148 "2020-05-03T18:12:12Z")

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> [@cornflakes2](#):
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> I’m not sure why people hate him so much. What exactly has he done to any of you? If it’s one of those “violating humanitarian rights” excuses, then why don’t you go over there and give your life to the cause if it really bothers you so much?  
> As far as I’m concerned, this man has been the most open compared to his father and grand father. He’s expressed a lot of interest to have dialogue, to work with countries and contribute to the global community. He’s expressed many times  
> how much he loves basketball and American culture, he was educated in Switzerland, but yes, he’s under immense pressure to uphold a certain kind of reputation for his status and his nation. He just wants sovereignty and to protect his nation,  
> what is so different about that than any of us? US just doesn’t want anyone else to have nukes except themselves?
> 
> And let’s be real here, if you actually ever believed or thought N. Korea was going to nuke america or invade america and destroy you all, then you have to ask yourself who is really drinking the koolaid here? But I’m pretty sure most users  
> on this forum are from America so it’s very pro-American/American-biased, so my statement my not be a very favorable one, but it’s ok. It’s just real talk.

So what if he’s been more open than his father or his grandfateher? That’s a pretty low bar to pass.

It’s because he presides over a terrible dictatorship that oppresses the people of North Korea while ensuring he and his family and entourage have good lives.

See [Amnesty International’s summary](https://www.amnesty.org/en/countries/asia-and-the-pacific/north-korea/):

> [@](#):
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> **Overview**
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> The authorities continued to impose severe restrictions on freedom of movement and access to information. Widespread and systematic controls over the daily lives of people and frequent pressing of the public into labour mobilizations severely affected the enjoyment of human rights. Foreign media reported several public executions. People in detention experienced torture and other ill-treatment and harsh conditions. The government continued to expand engagement with the international community including participating in the third UN Universal Periodic Review of its human rights record.[1] However, authorities have still not allowed the Special Rapporteur on the situation of human rights in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to visit.

[The Democracy Index, complied by the Economist Intelligence Unit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Index), ranks North Korea as the most authoritarian country out of the 167 countries ranked.

North Korea also ranks dead last on the I[ndex of Economic Freedom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_of_Economic_Freedom), compiled by the Wall Street JOurnal and the Heritage Foundation.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/149 "2020-05-03T18:15:47Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Not a 4", a [ZPU-4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDUlLbKTfM). Not that catching a burst of 14.5mm armor piercing incendiary rounds is any more survivable.

Thanks, Dogbutler. I misread the caliber. “Soviet 14.5×114mm KPV heavy machine gun”.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/150 "2020-05-03T19:31:50Z")

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Didn’t he sic wild animals on someone?

This guy does have a hard row to hoe.  
Thinking up more spectacularly horrible ways to kill people.  
Animals, flame thrower, anti-aircraft gun. I can’t see any way to top that save throwing them out of an airplane.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/151 "2020-05-03T19:40:58Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Didn’t he sic wild animals on someone?
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> This guy does have a hard row to hoe.  
> Thinking up more spectacularly horrible ways to kill people.  
> Animals, flame thrower, anti-aircraft gun. I can’t see any way to top that save throwing them out of an airplane.

Tie them to a chair under one of his rockets?

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/152 "2020-05-03T19:43:01Z")

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Tie them to a chair under one of his rockets?

Would rocket production keep up with demand?

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/153 "2020-05-03T20:44:47Z")

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Throw dissidents out of a plane?

[It’s been done.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/apr/20/argentina.gilestremlett)

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**Author:** ![cornflakes2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@cornflakes2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes2)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/154 "2020-05-04T01:17:54Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> So, wait - we’re not allowed to dislike someone unless we are personally wronged? We can’t be offended by what they do or what they say if it isn’t aimed directly at us? 😕

Yes, generally that is true. Why are you offended? Tell us? I’m curious to know why you hate him so much? Is it all the fake news you’ve been watching in the US?

Let me guess, you also hated Saddam Hussein, and you probably hate Vladimir Putin and even your own President Donald Trump.

When does your hate end? These people haven’t done anything to you. I can’t imagine your hatred towards someone directly in your life who has wronged you.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/155 "2020-05-04T01:24:40Z")

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> [@cornflakes2](#):
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> Yes, generally that is true. Why are you offended? Tell us? I’m curious to know why you hate him so much? Is it all the fake news you’ve been watching in the US?
> 
> Let me guess, you also hated Saddam Hussein, and you probably hate Vladimir Putin and even your own President Donald Trump.
> 
> When does your hate end? These people haven’t done anything to you. I can’t imagine your hatred towards someone directly in your life who has wronged you.

Reported. Or tried to. Board errors make it hard to tell if the report went through.

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**Author:** ![cornflakes2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@cornflakes2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes2)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/156 "2020-05-04T01:28:52Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> So, wait - we’re not allowed to dislike someone unless we are personally wronged? We can’t be offended by what they do or what they say if it isn’t aimed directly at us? 😕

Why are you offended? Tell us? I’m curious to know why you hate him so much? And what have you done in your own life to fix this?

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**Author:** ![cornflakes2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/53a042/32.png) [@cornflakes2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes2)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/157 "2020-05-04T01:30:08Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Reported. Or tried to. Board errors make it hard to tell if the report went through.

sorry, i posted but i kept getting ERROR message saying to try again in 30 seconds so I tried again in 30 seconds and kept getting the same message. It has actually been posting???

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/158 "2020-05-04T01:35:07Z")

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> [@cornflakes2](#):
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> Yes, generally that is true. Why are you offended? Tell us? I’m curious to know why you hate him so much? Is it all the fake news you’ve been watching in the US?
> 
> Let me guess, you also hated Saddam Hussein, and you probably hate Vladimir Putin and even your own President Donald Trump.
> 
> When does your hate end? These people haven’t done anything to you. I can’t imagine your hatred towards someone directly in your life who has wronged you.

Because they hurt lots of other people, and most non sociopaths find that unacceptable.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/159 "2020-05-04T02:10:42Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Throw dissidents out of a plane?
> 
> [It’s been done.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/apr/20/argentina.gilestremlett)

They were drugged. Where is the terror in that? This guy is a piker.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/160 "2020-05-04T02:11:43Z")

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> [@cornflakes2](#):
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> Why are you offended? Tell us? I’m curious to know why you hate him so much? And what have you done in your own life to fix this?

I pay taxes to keep US troops in South Korea to keep this shit from spreading.

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