# Kim Jung-un in very serious condition **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2020, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241 "2020-04-21T02:29:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/161 "2020-05-04T02:13:09Z")
> [@cornflakes2](#): > > Yes, generally that is true. Why are you offended? Tell us? I’m curious to know why you hate him so much? Is it all the fake news you’ve been watching in the US? > > Let me guess, you also hated Saddam Hussein, and you probably hate Vladimir Putin and even your own President Donald Trump. > > When does your hate end? These people haven’t done anything to you. I can’t imagine your hatred towards someone directly in your life who has wronged you. Comrade Cornflakeski, you are Russian troll. Kill moose and squirrel! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/162 "2020-05-04T02:14:46Z")
> [@The\_Vorlon](#): > > Tie them to a chair under one of his rockets? > > Would rocket production keep up with demand? That would be over rather quickly. How about tying them onto the rocket? ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/163 "2020-05-04T03:34:56Z")
I doubt Dopers need to suggest new methods of torture, dismemberment, and disposal to Supreme Leader. A gift subscription to SADISM WEEKLY isn’t needed. He likely has a complete collection of [Erich von Götha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erich_von_G%C3%B6tha_de_la_Rosi%C3%A8re) comix. Idea: admirers around the world can send Supreme Leader GET WELL SOON cards. That should prompt some nervous executions. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/164 "2020-05-04T03:50:48Z")
Wonder if the Kim health scare has anything to do with an exchange of fire along the border between the Koreas? [https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/korea-troops-exchange-fire-korean-border-70476201](https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/korea-troops-exchange-fire-korean-border-70476201) ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/165 "2020-05-04T04:46:06Z")
> [@Seanette](#): > > Wonder if the Kim health scare has anything to do with an exchange of fire along the border between the Koreas? > > [https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/korea-troops-exchange-fire-korean-border-70476201](https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/korea-troops-exchange-fire-korean-border-70476201) “South Korea suffered no casualties, the military said. Defense officials said it’s also unlikely that North Korea had any casualties, since the South Korean warning shots were fired at _ **uninhibited** _ North Korean territory.” So what was going on in this “uninhibited” North Korean territory? Dancing nudists? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241/166 "2020-05-04T06:31:24Z")
> [@cornflakes2](#): > > Let me guess, you also hated Saddam Hussein, and you probably hate Vladimir Putin and even your own President Donald Trump. Uh yeah. Cuz it’s totally crazy to hate a dictator like Hussein, or Putin. (Not going to address Trump, but I don’t see why there’s anything wrong with hating one’s president, considering their policies can have an impact on one’s life) Let me guess, **you** also think it’s wrong to hate Adolf Hitler, or Josef Stalin, or Osama Bin Laden? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kim-jung-un-in-very-serious-condition/852241.md?page=8)