# Kim's Secret Toilet - A Wasted Opportunity

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kims-secret-toilet-a-wasted-opportunity/815956>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2018, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kims-secret-toilet-a-wasted-opportunity/815956 "2018-06-12T12:31:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kims-secret-toilet-a-wasted-opportunity/815956/21 "2018-06-13T16:55:14Z")

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> [@Delicious](#):
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> The King’s porta potty that he takes everywhere with him has got to be lush; mole skin toilet paper, robot arms to take your pants down, beverage service…it’s probably nicer that most people’s houses.

I’d hire the guy who designed the toilets on the Japanese bullet trains. That was one of the most comfortable toilets I’ve ever used, and it was on a freaking train.

In fact, that guy should design all the toilets, everywhere.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kims-secret-toilet-a-wasted-opportunity/815956/22 "2018-06-13T19:21:13Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> I’d hire the guy who designed the toilets on the Japanese bullet trains. That was one of the most comfortable toilets I’ve ever used, and it was on a freaking train.
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> In fact, that guy should design all the toilets, everywhere.

[Video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgWjWkMnwpk)

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kims-secret-toilet-a-wasted-opportunity/815956/23 "2018-06-13T19:56:39Z")

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Kim never heard of flushing a toilet?

Good luck retrieving that sample from the hotel sewer lines.

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**Author:** ![Melbourne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@Melbourne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melbourne)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kims-secret-toilet-a-wasted-opportunity/815956/24 "2018-06-14T10:23:18Z")

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Kim never heard of flushing a toilet?
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> Good luck retrieving that sample from the hotel sewer lines.

That’s what we said about the American government and phone tapping. “There’s no way they are listening to /all/ the phone conversations! That would be _insane_”

Then 10 years later you learn that they’ve got a system cutting into /every/ dam mainline sewer, and they are scanning for key turds and passing that shit on to the police under deap cover…

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