# Kinda strange crush **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 6, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855 "2003-01-06T01:56:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/1 "2003-01-06T01:56:50Z")
I have a big crush on Yeardley Smith for some reason. I don’t know why but I find that woman very sexy. Does anyone else think she is a babe? Slee ---
**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/2 "2003-01-06T02:07:21Z")
Ever see Just Write? She’s all over some guy in that one. Other than starring Sherilyn Fenn, though, the movie has no redeeming qualities. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/3 "2003-01-06T02:20:25Z")
Ever since “Herman’s Head.” ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/4 "2003-01-06T02:45:28Z")
I’d stand in line for a shot at her. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/5 "2003-01-06T02:58:27Z")
Isn’t she the voice of Bart Simpson? Couldn’t do that, I’d keep hearing ‘Eat my shorts’ at the wrong time… ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/6 "2003-01-06T03:11:56Z")
No, she’s the voice of Lisa Simpson, and completely adorable. ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/7 "2003-01-06T07:15:06Z")
I last saw her on “Dharma and Greg”. She was Gregs pissed off assistant. Everytime I see her two things happen. First there is a little explosion in my brain which goes :DING DING DING. it’s Yeardley Smith! DING DING DING!. My mind then sends a code down to my lower regions. The lower regions then start their own programs. That program starts with many workers running up the blood preasure . The higher preasure allows the workers in the lower area to pump up the ‘flagpole’. Once filled the ‘flagpole’ stands up straight in respect for ‘Yeardley’. Regretably Yeardly has not seen the flag I have been raising in her honor. Slee ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/8 "2003-01-06T07:28:38Z")
good lord. no. ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/9 "2003-01-06T08:56:45Z")
I take It that Max doesn’t want to see my democratic demonstration to ‘Yeardley Smith’ with my pole. I mean it is just a USA flag on different pole. Slee ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/10 "2003-01-06T10:42:16Z")
Yeardley Smith is _cute_. She doesn’t give me night-sweats, though. My secret Simpsons crush is a little counter-intuitive: “Milhouse” is [hella sexy](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/pamelahayden.jpg). (Try finding pics of her online, sometime, though.) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/11 "2003-01-06T11:04:28Z")
One more thing about Yeardley-- I have an audiobook compilation of a bunch of Stephen King short stories read by a variety of folks of varying degrees of interest, and the Yeardley Smith one is pretty good. I confess that I get a strange _frisson_ from hearing her talk dirty. Great, it’s three a.m., this is the last thread I’m posting to tonight, and there is just about an even chance that I’m going to have one of _those_ dreams, now-- involving a threesome with Lisa and Milhouse. That can’t be right. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/12 "2003-01-06T14:43:54Z")
Definitely cute. I’ve only seen her once, on some TV show, where she said to some people, “People keep telling me I sound like Lisa Simpson. Do I sound like Lisa Simpson?” Uncomfortable silence… ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/13 "2003-01-06T14:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Definitely cute. I’ve only seen her once, on some TV show, where she said to some people, “People keep telling me I sound like Lisa Simpson. Do I sound like Lisa Simpson?” > > Uncomfortable silence… \*\* That was on an episode of **Herman’s Head**. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/14 "2003-01-06T21:07:33Z")
No thanks. * * * Normally, the crack of dawn ain’t safe 'round here. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/15 "2003-01-07T00:25:09Z")
i think that she’s hot as a firecracker. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/16 "2003-01-07T05:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \* > \*\*“Milhouse” is [hella sexy](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/pamelahayden.jpg). > (Try finding pics of her online, sometime, though.) \*\* And I’ve got a wicked crush on [Bobby Hill](http://www.homunculus.com/eikona/segall.html). But Lisa Simpson doesn’t do anything for me, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/17 "2003-01-07T05:12:54Z")
(I forgot to point out – that site I linked to is kind of creepy, and I don’t agree with the write-up that her stalker gave her there. But there’s pictures, and it’s the internet, so what are you going to do?) ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/18 "2003-01-07T06:19:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SolGrundy \* > **And I’ve got a wicked crush on [Bobby Hill](http://www.homunculus.com/eikona/segall.html).** _That’s_ Bobby Hill? Dang, can’t say as I blame you. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2003, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kinda-strange-crush/146855/19 "2003-01-07T06:30:31Z")
Yow, all these underconfident, non-entity, pre-pubescent boys are really attractive. This must be how Jeffrey Dahmer got started. Yikes.