In order to enjoy opera one must be willing to suspend disbelief. C’mon, face it - opera has some really great music set against some really, really dumb plots. If you think of it that way, one can enjoy some really stupid movies despite their ridiculousness.
Face/Off is, IMHO, the absolute best opera movie ever. In order to enjoy the movie, one must accept the fact that you can take John Travolta’s face and slap it on the head of Nicholas Cage (and vice versa). If you can see past this utterly preposterous plot device, Face/Off is an excellent little cop thriller/drama.
One treads a much smaller line when viewing The English Patient. One side sees the hero as a treasonous villain; the other as a romatic and tragic figure. There is, of course, a third side, which views the story as boring and cliched tripe, but as I’m confining my discussion to opera movies I’m going to relegate those dissenters to the curb for a drink and a smoke, and we’ll get back together on Hotel Rwanda. Either of the two real sides must toss out different bits of logic or sentimentality to get to the heart of the movie.
King Kong has all of the spectacular displays of Verdi’s original production of Aida. You get the love, you get the massive animals. You get the battle scenes - and spectacular battle scenes they are! Perhaps the best CGI battle scenes to date, even if they did recycle Jurassaic Park to pull it off. Except for the bug scenes, which made me twitch.
It was technologically spectacular, but it failed my opera test. While I could perfectly comprehend the Travolta/Cage face switch I simply could not believe that a blonde from NYC with a bad Brooklyn accent could care for a (presumably extraordinarlly smelly) 25 foot tall creature that spent the first part of their relationship alternating between trying to eat her and offing her with his breath. I cannot believe that this thing was attracted to a human the size of his thumb. I cannot believe that a bit of vaudveillian pratfall would win over a creature who could not comprehend either vaudville or pratfall.
I spent a lot of time trying to draw analogies that would allow me to break into opera mode. “It doesn’t matter what we look like! We’re all the same…well, we’re not, because those people with dark skin tried to kill the white people, but the APES! The APES are ok!” “Well, ok, most people with dark skin suck - they want us dead! But the APE, the ORIGIN OF OUR SPECIES! He’s ok! Exception that proves the rule!” “Beauty killed the beast…so watch out for women, because they’re all plotting to use and abuse us men, who are so much superior…” “Oh, fine, oKAY! The CHINESE are all right, even if they do have stereotypically horrid accents, because the one-eyed cook liked the Chinese guy, so not ALL non-white people are bad. right? RIGHT?!?”
And on a much more venal note…I got tired of seeing buckteeth. Every time Naomi tried the love/adore act, all I saw in her half-open mouth was her two front teeth, and ditto Jack Black at the denouement. Kyle Chandler may have been a wimp, but at least he kept his mouth shut and looked noble while running away.
So, what, my final judgement? 10 on looks; 2 on brains, and that’s only because it was occasionally funny.