# King of the boards.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 1, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940 "2020-05-01T01:26:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/1 "2020-05-01T01:26:05Z")

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Right at this moment, I am the most recent poster on 4 forums.

Beat that.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/2 "2020-05-01T01:29:24Z")

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:bows:  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/3 "2020-05-01T01:36:45Z")

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Congrats?  
(:))

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/4 "2020-05-01T01:43:09Z")

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Alas, fame is fleeting.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/5 "2020-05-01T03:32:03Z")

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I often am, because I’m on at 3 am in everyone else’s time zone.

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**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/6 "2020-05-01T19:30:22Z")

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Don’t fall over the railing, there are icebergs out there. And no matter what she says, she ain’t sharing that door with you.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/king-of-the-boards/852940/7 "2020-05-01T19:43:29Z")

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[“You come at the king, you best not miss!”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP-lrftLQaQ)

Stranger