# Kirk Cameron - Anti-Evolutionary Biologist **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 27, 2005, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167 "2005-10-27T16:08:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/141 "2005-11-11T14:38:04Z")
> [@zagloba](#): > > You may think yourself unprofessional, but I give you full style points for your orthography! Oohhh…I would kiss you on the lips if you were one (or preferably, both) of the Olsen Twins. That is a SUPERHIGH compliment. _slobber-slobber_ ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/142 "2005-11-11T14:40:10Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > :eek: > > Goodness. No need to apologize. No schmuckicality involved. Just, like I said, this’ll probably never happen to me again so I’m all aflutter…take the sig…in fact I’ll throw in a blow job. (See, I’m not very professional about this either…could be my problem at job interviews…) This would be awesome if you were the Olsen Twins. :D:D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/143 "2005-11-11T14:42:34Z")
I am hereby declaring “If you were the Olsen Twins” to be the catchphrase of the New Millenium. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/144 "2005-11-11T16:52:37Z")
> [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > This would be awesome if you were the Olsen Twins. :D:D:D:D Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don’t know if I would have let you use my sig if i knew you had such bad taste. (Anyway, I’m much better than the Olsens) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/145 "2005-11-11T17:32:37Z")
> [@BluePitbull](#): > > Watchmaker argument? > How was it refuted? Start [here](http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CI/CI100.html). ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/146 "2005-11-11T17:33:58Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > take the sig…in fact I’ll throw in a blow job. I would like your sig as well, please. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/147 "2005-11-11T17:46:17Z")
I’ll bet Kirk found “God” after he rolled around with that playboy bunny, and after his fame sunk to the point that he’d never nail another. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/148 "2005-11-11T19:40:14Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don’t know if I would have let you use my sig if i knew you had such bad taste. The Straight Dope doesn’t want posters who have good taste, they want posters who taste good! > [@](#): > > (Anyway, I’m much better than the Olsens) PICS, PICS! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/149 "2005-11-11T21:11:02Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > I’ll bet Kirk found “God” after he rolled around with that playboy bunny, and after his fame sunk to the point that he’d never nail another. Actually, it was right in between those two. He apparently converted before _Growing Pains_ ended but after he got involved with Chelsea Noble. His fellow cast alumni have stories. OY, do they have stories… ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/150 "2005-11-12T08:09:09Z")
I just wish to take this opportunity to mention how much better I like **betenoir** than the Olsen Twins. But let’s face it, the Olsen Twins are a cultural touchstone, and therefore a recognisable reference…and I have their calendar. I do not have a **betenoir** calendar. If I did, well then…the Olsen Twins would have to take a back seat. They’re sort of like the RONCO version of twins. Damn, I’m lonely… Oh…Kirk? Dumbass. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/151 "2005-11-12T08:48:02Z")
> [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > Oohhh…I would kiss you on the lips if you were one (or preferably, both) of the Olsen Twins. That is a SUPERHIGH compliment. > > _slobber-slobber_ Sorry to disappoint you, but not only am I neither of the Olsen twins, but I’m a nearly middle aged male. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/152 "2005-11-12T10:46:41Z")
> [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > I do not have a **betenoir** calendar. If I did, well then…the Olsen Twins would have to take a back seat. Hmm…well…I’m still working on the calender. I guess I could just show you my tits…but no way is anything happening with the Olsens in the back seat! Ick! Anyway I guess my prediliction for blow jobs is God ordained? Due to the Intelligent Design? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/153 "2005-11-12T10:50:42Z")
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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167/154 "2005-11-12T18:31:54Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > Hmm…well…I’m still working on the calender. I guess I could just show you my tits…but no way is anything happening with the Olsens in the back seat! Ick! Okay…front seat, then. > [@](#): > > Anyway I guess my prediliction for blow jobs is God ordained? Due to the Intelligent Design? God, I hope so. (Tata bella, by the way.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-anti-evolutionary-biologist/328167.md?page=7)