# Kirk Cameron: Coffee Flogger

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Tags:** coffee
**Created:** [December 6, 2014, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487 "2014-12-06T08:09:49Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487/21 "2014-12-09T03:18:15Z")

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> [@interface2x](#):
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> [This link](http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2014/12/kirk-cameron-thanks-atheists-for-free.html) reports that Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas averaged just two viewers per showing this weekend.

Nice to see that Kirk brought his wife along.

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### Author: ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)
#### Post date: [December 9, 2014, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487/22 "2014-12-09T06:21:04Z")

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> [@pythonzzz](#):
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> Dunno - maybe after a sip you’ll do a spit-take and choke out “Jesus Christ, that’s shitty coffee!” :eek:

That’s fitting, as the logo shows the cup being thrown across the room.

Not a good endorsement for one’s product.

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### Author: ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)
#### Post date: [December 10, 2014, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487/23 "2014-12-10T10:02:03Z")

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[http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/12/08/kirk-cameron-says-kirk-camerons-saving-christmas-is-the-target-of-an-atheist-conspiracy/](http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/style-blog/wp/2014/12/08/kirk-cameron-says-kirk-camerons-saving-christmas-is-the-target-of-an-atheist-conspiracy/)

Well, that certainly explains why it’s getting bad reviews.

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### Author: ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487/24 "2014-12-20T20:49:06Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> “Boner” Stabone. One of the funniest conversations on that show went like this:  
> Mike: Your real name is “Sylvester Stabone”?  
> Boner: Who knew?

I think Sylvester was his dad’s name. Boner was named after Dick Nixon. Richard Milhous Stabone, “Dickie” to his parents, “Boner” to his friends.

Posting that, I feel like I made this board dumber.

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### Author: ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 20, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-coffee-flogger/706487/25 "2014-12-20T20:52:14Z")

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I remember that scene:

Mike: So your mother says to your father…What is your father’s first name?  
Boner: Sylvester  
Mike: So your mother says to your father "Sylvester…(dramatic pause). Wait a minute. Your father’s name is Sylvester Stabone?  
Boner: Who knew?

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