# Kirk Cameron gets busted

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 13, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633 "2012-04-13T03:36:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/21 "2012-04-14T21:05:54Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Good Jesus, and he apparently sells the shit out of his DVDs too. Who would… I mean why… Okay, look, even if I were a Jesus freak and the kind of person to let a seminar tell me what to do with my marriage, why the hell would I listen to Kirk Cameron?

> **[More Voices | Patheos](https://www.patheos.com/more-voices)**

😃

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/22 "2012-04-14T23:34:16Z")

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IIRC, he recently made a movie where he refused to kiss the woman playing his wife – because he’s so anal, he believes that he’s cheating when he kisses another woman when he’s _acting_. WTF???

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/23 "2012-04-15T00:35:53Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> IIRC, he recently made a movie where he refused to kiss the woman playing his wife – because he’s so anal, he believes that he’s cheating when he kisses another woman when he’s _acting_. WTF???

I heard that too. IIRC, for the movie they had to put his wife in a wig and have be a kiss double for the other actress.

Also apparantly both he and his wife(who’s also an actress) refuse to ever take their wedding rings off.

The worst though, is that while on Family Ties, after he became born again, he forced the show to fire the actress playing his girlfriend because a few years earlier she’d posed for playboy.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/24 "2012-04-15T03:29:17Z")

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> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#):
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> I heard that too. IIRC, for the movie they had to put his wife in a wig and have be a kiss double for the other actress.
> 
> Also apparantly both he and his wife(who’s also an actress) refuse to ever take their wedding rings off.
> 
> The worst though, is that while on Family Ties, after he became born again, he forced the show to fire the actress playing his girlfriend because a few years earlier she’d posed for playboy.

_Growing Pains_, not _Family Ties_. I don’t remember anyone from FT going all fundy.

That article from “The Friendly Atheist” (cool site, btw), mentions it, too.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/25 "2012-04-15T03:34:16Z")

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> [@pythonzzz](#):
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> FYI - he whores himself out to speak at marriage seminars - you can even get VIP seating nearer to the podium, for an extra fee.

If he’s speaking about something he actually believes in then he’s probably not whoring himself out.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/26 "2012-04-16T14:54:21Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> If he’s speaking about something he actually believes in then he’s probably not whoring himself out.

Pity, because I\* respect\* whores.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/27 "2012-04-16T16:38:11Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> (Also, I kinda wish when people break links they’d just break them in one place, its kind of annoying to play “find the space” and once its broken once, I don’t think making it “more broken” adds any extra protection)

> [@t-bonham@scc.net](#):
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> I quite agree.  
> That was annoying as hell.

> [@Marley23](#):
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> And there’s an easier way to work it - just post the link as normal, but inside noparse tags.

Or inside a spoiler box. Still clickable and meets the “two click” rule.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/28 "2012-04-16T16:39:50Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Fuck, when I saw the title, I was hoping he got caught with meth or something.

Or something, yes.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/29 "2012-04-16T16:51:00Z")

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Kirk Cameron’s wife was (is) the most beautiful of all the beauties to ever do their 1-episode stint on _Seinfeld_.

Therefore, I have no problem whatsoever with Kirk Cameron.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/30 "2012-04-17T15:31:44Z")

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> [@pythonzzz](#):
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> It looks like the artist mixed up “Growing Pains” with “Doogie Howser”…

Hell, that bust could be of the guy who is uncovering it.

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/31 "2012-04-17T15:43:17Z")

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Some friendly suggestions on code quality

> [@](#):
>
> import java.awt.Container;  
> import java.awt.Desktop;
> 
> import java.awt.event.ActionEvent;  
> import java.awt.event.ActionListener;  
> import java.awt.event.InputEvent;  
> import java.awt.event.MouseAdapter;  
> import java.awt.event.MouseEvent;  
> import java.io.IOException;  
> import java.net.URI;  
> import java.net.URISyntaxException;
> 
> import javax.swing.JButton;  
> import javax.swing.JFrame;  
> import javax.swing.JLabel;  
> import javax.swing.JMenuItem;  
> import javax.swing.JPopupMenu;
> 
> import javax.swing.JTextField;
> 
> public class URLSpaceRemover extends JFrame implements ActionListener {
> 
> ```
> private static final long serialVersionUID = 1L;
> 
> //All these can be made final
> private JLabel jlAddURL = new JLabel("Add URL");
> private JTextField tfAddURL = new JTextField("", 350);
> private JLabel jlCorrectedURL = new JLabel("Corrected URL");
> private JTextField tfCorrectedURL = new JTextField("", 350);
> 
> private JButton btRemoveSpace = new JButton("Remove Spaces");
> private JButton btGoToLink = new JButton("Go to URL");
> 
> final JPopupMenu cutpasteMenu = new JPopupMenu();
> //These need to be made private and final to be consistent with the other variables
> JMenuItem cutMenuItem = new JMenuItem("Cut");
> JMenuItem copyMenuItem = new JMenuItem("Copy");
> JMenuItem pasteMenuItem = new JMenuItem("Paste");
> 
> public URLSpaceRemover() {
> //if you extend a class its important to call super()
> setTitle("URL space remover");
> setSize(550, 180);
> setLocation(300, 100);
> setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE);
> setComponents();
> }
> 
> private void setComponents() {
> 
> Container contents = this.getContentPane();
> contents.setLayout(null);
> 
> tfAddURL.setEditable(true);
> tfCorrectedURL.setEditable(false);
> 
> //do not hardcode bound sizes, use a LayoutManager instead
> tfAddURL.setBounds(10, 30, 350, 25);
> tfCorrectedURL.setBounds(10, 80, 350, 25);
> 
> jlAddURL.setBounds(10, 5, 100, 25);
> jlCorrectedURL.setBounds(10, 55, 100, 25);
> 
> btRemoveSpace.setBounds(370, 30, 145, 25);
> btGoToLink.setBounds(370, 80, 145, 25);
> 
> contents.add(tfAddURL);
> contents.add(tfCorrectedURL);
> 
> contents.add(jlCorrectedURL);
> contents.add(jlAddURL);
> 
> contents.add(btRemoveSpace);
> contents.add(btGoToLink);
> 
> //Use separate listeners for clarity, the performance impact is insignificant
> cutMenuItem.addActionListener(this);
> copyMenuItem.addActionListener(this);
> pasteMenuItem.addActionListener(this);
> 
> cutpasteMenu.add(cutMenuItem);
> cutpasteMenu.add(copyMenuItem);
> cutpasteMenu.add(pasteMenuItem);
> 
> tfAddURL.addMouseListener(new MouseAdapter() {
> public void mousePressed(MouseEvent e) {
> switch (e.getModifiers()) {
> case InputEvent.BUTTON3_MASK: {
> cutpasteMenu.show(e.getComponent(), e.getX(), e.getY());
> break;
> }
> }
> }
> });
> 
> btRemoveSpace.addActionListener(new RemoveSpace());
> btGoToLink.addActionListener(new GoToURL());
> 
> }
> 
> class RemoveSpace implements ActionListener {
> 
> public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent arg0) {
> String fixURL = tfAddURL.getText();
> //use string.isEmpty() instead of equalsIgnoreCase
> if (fixURL != null && !fixURL.equalsIgnoreCase("")) {
> 
> fixURL = fixURL.replace(" ", "");
> 
> fixURL = fixURL.toLowerCase();
> 
> if (!fixURL.contains("https://")) {
> if (!fixURL.contains("http://")) {
> if (!fixURL.contains("www.")) {
> fixURL = "http://" + fixURL;
> tfCorrectedURL.setText(fixURL);
> } else if (fixURL.contains("www.")) {
> tfCorrectedURL.setText(fixURL);
> 
> }
> 
> } else
> tfCorrectedURL.setText(fixURL);
> 
> } else
> tfCorrectedURL.setText(fixURL);
> 
> }
> }
> }
> 
> class GoToURL implements ActionListener {
> 
> public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent arg0) {
> String link = tfCorrectedURL.getText();
> 
> if (!link.equalsIgnoreCase("")) {
> 
> URI uri;
> try {
> uri = new URI(link);
> 
> if (Desktop.isDesktopSupported()) {
> try {
> 
> Desktop.getDesktop().browse(uri);
> } catch (IOException e) { /* TODO: error handling */
> }
> }
> 
> } catch (URISyntaxException e1) {
> //do not fail quietly, bring up an error dialog instead
> e1.printStackTrace();
> }
> 
> }
> }
> }
> 
> public void actionPerformed(ActionEvent evt) {
> Object source = evt.getSource();
> if (source == cutMenuItem) {
> JTextField jte = (JTextField) cutpasteMenu.getInvoker();
> jte.cut();
> }
> if (source == copyMenuItem) {
> JTextField jte = (JTextField) cutpasteMenu.getInvoker();
> jte.copy();
> }
> if (source == pasteMenuItem) {
> JTextField jte = (JTextField) cutpasteMenu.getInvoker();
> jte.paste();
> }
> }
> 
> public static void main(String[] args) {
> URLSpaceRemover run = new URLSpaceRemover();
> run.setVisible(true);
> }
> 
> ```
> 
> }

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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-gets-busted/618633/32 "2012-04-17T18:59:29Z")

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Input received and appreciated, thanks.

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