# Kirk Cameron wants to know if You're a Christian **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 27, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388 "2004-10-27T04:24:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/61 "2004-10-27T19:44:03Z")
But what about Kirk’s nipples? Has anyone ever seen his nipples? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/62 "2004-10-27T19:45:18Z")
Hmmmm…wouldn’t act on screen with someone who posed in Playboy…but has no problem being on screen best friends with a man called Boner… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/63 "2004-10-27T19:47:15Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > But what about Kirk’s nipples? Has anyone ever seen his nipples? I think spectrum has, at least in his fantasies. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/64 "2004-10-27T20:20:04Z")
> [@adam yax](#): > > **Shirley** thanks for the best laugh I’ve had in a while. Brilliant. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/65 "2004-10-27T20:37:00Z")
I could **hear** Dan AYkroyd! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/66 "2004-10-27T22:27:12Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Hmmmm…wouldn’t act on screen with someone who posed in Playboy…but has no problem being on screen best friends with a man called Boner… 😃 Actually, come to think of it, Boner disappeared right around the time Julie did. Hmmm… **Shirley** , have you ever considered going professional? Hell, that beats anything I’ve seen on SNL for the past ten years! ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/67 "2004-10-27T22:41:17Z")
The worst part is that at first I went 0-for-10 and then went back through and put down Innocent for all 10, and I still got the same rant!!! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/68 "2004-10-27T23:23:14Z")
> [@beergeek279](#): > > The worst part is that at first I went 0-for-10 and then went back through and put down Innocent for all 10, and I still got the same rant!!! Looks like you’re damned if you do, and damned if you don’t! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/69 "2004-10-28T02:56:12Z")
I’m a bit worried about Liberal. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/70 "2004-10-28T03:01:31Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **Shirley** , have you ever considered going professional? Hell, that beats anything I’ve seen on SNL for the past ten years! I was channelling my inner Ron Popeil. ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/71 "2004-10-28T03:03:23Z")
I knew y’all would make that worth posting. 🙂 Thanks **Shirley** - mind if I save that wonderful bit of hilarity? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/72 "2004-10-28T03:18:08Z")
> [@Achren](#): > > I knew y’all would make that worth posting. 🙂 > Thanks **Shirley** - mind if I save that wonderful bit of hilarity? Not at all. I am honored. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/73 "2004-10-28T03:53:33Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > But what about Kirk’s nipples? Has anyone ever seen his nipples? I presume his wife has, but you never know about those people. Not quite the answer you were looking for, but it was all I had. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/74 "2004-10-28T04:04:27Z")
> [@cricetus](#): > > Nobody’s expressing either surprise or horror that “someone made a website which explains their beliefs to people,” merely expressing their amusement at the site’s contents and celebrity spokesperson. Sorry, I thought this was the pit. I must have misread the title and this thread is really in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/75 "2004-10-28T05:57:22Z")
FWIW, googling “Kirk Cameron nipples” yielded nothing. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/76 "2004-10-28T07:25:18Z")
:eek: **Guinastasia** , put the keyboard _down_. Step _away_ from the _computer_. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/77 "2004-10-28T10:40:43Z")
> [@vanilla](#): > > I’m a bit worried about Liberal. > :dubious: Please. Inquiries like this are important. That’s why Congress has funded the Iddy-Biddy Titty Committee. For all we know, Cameron doesn’t even _have_ nipples. Won’t you at least think of the children? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/78 "2004-10-28T10:57:59Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > FWIW, googling “Kirk Cameron nipples” yielded nothing. \*\*Googling Kirk Cameron’s Nipples \*\* would be an excellent name for an alternative ska grunge band. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/79 "2004-10-28T13:12:02Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Please. Inquiries like this are important. That’s why Congress has funded the Iddy-Biddy Titty Committee. For all we know, Cameron doesn’t even _have_ nipples. Won’t you at least think of the children? :eek: Damn right it’s important. Isn’t that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? Ya know…Adam had no navel, the Antichrist has no nipples…something like that… We should look in to this. (And by “we” I mean Guinastasia, she’s obviously a lot braver than I am…) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-cameron-wants-to-know-if-youre-a-christian/271388/80 "2004-10-28T13:18:58Z")
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