# Kirk Cameron's nipples **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 13, 2007, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619 "2007-07-13T07:58:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/81 "2007-07-16T20:52:51Z")
Obviously stunt nipples will be needed for the film and TV versions. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/82 "2007-07-16T21:00:03Z")
[QUOTE=Carnick] This is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever read. Can I please use it in a script I’m writing? [/QUOTE] If you must suck nourishment at the creative teat of Kirk Cameron… well try not to gag too much. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/83 "2007-07-16T21:53:44Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] Obviously stunt nipples will be needed for the film and TV versions. [/QUOTE] 😃 Too funny! 😃 ETA: What ever happened to Pravnik? She was going to check her definitive book or something. ---
**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/84 "2007-07-17T02:07:52Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] If he did, it was never on camera. That was the Aloha episode. In one scene, his shirt was unbuttoned to about the middle, but he held onto the split when the wind blew. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Liberal] Shoulders-up and knees-down, the rest hidden behind various props. Sorry. [/QUOTE] **Liberal** , my friend. Your expertise on this subject is troubling. That is all. (no, I will not participate in the search…eh, maybe just a little. Damn competitiveness.) ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2007, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/85 "2007-07-17T07:26:12Z")
It struck me upon reading this thread that Liberal’s actual motivation is to demonstrate the difficulty of proving a negative, but I remember that he’s on the other side of the argument. So, I take him at his work that he just wants to know the answer. I do have a vague memory, back in the 80’s, seeing Kirk sitting in an inner tube at a water park wearing nothing but a bathing suit. I think this was a promo for Growing Pains. But that’s all I have, a vague memory, and if such a scene actually existed, it would have been found by now. I’ve done the obligatory Google search and found nothing. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/86 "2007-07-18T04:54:52Z")
This thread reminds me about the online debate on Kate’s hoof. Does it really exist? Need to know NOW! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/87 "2007-07-18T05:52:57Z")
he got a nippleectomy when he found god. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/88 "2007-07-18T09:38:16Z")
Well, there’ve been more than three thousand views and no definitive answer. I guess even Cecil himself wouldn’t be able to answer this one. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/89 "2007-07-18T11:44:13Z")
I’m gonna make a call today. If I find a photograph, I’ll put it up on my photobucket. There are… ways… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/90 "2007-07-18T13:01:16Z")
God go with you in your search for truth and justice. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/91 "2007-07-18T13:26:31Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] God go with you in your search for truth and justice. [/QUOTE] I knew Cameron was fucked up, but he named his nipples “truth” and “justice”? Which one is which? I thought I was onto something earlier. The “Growing Pains” cast participated in a “Battle of the Network Stars” ripoff called “Star Games.” I distinctly remember that they participated because I recall being outraged that they brought in a ringer (some guy who’d played Carol’s boyfriend in two episodes). Since this would have involved water-based events (swimming and kayaking) chances are good that Kirk would have been taped sans shirt for one of them. Alas, IMDB does not list this among his credits and the listing for [The Star Games](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088614/) is woefully incomplete. I suspect Cameron has used his power and influence to suppress the show. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/92 "2007-07-18T13:30:41Z")
At least you’ve uncovered something new, Otto! I hadn’t heard of that one, and it wasn’t discussed in the old thread. I wouldn’t be surprised, though, if he wore a wetsuit or something. ---
**Author:** ![TV\_Friend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ea924/32.png) [@TV\_Friend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_Friend)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/93 "2011-02-16T21:49:03Z")
Short of any private family photos, there are no public shirtless photos of Kirk Cameron. And contrary to any of the popular answers on the web, it has nothing to do with his Christianity. Although he was obviously in great shape, in his autobiography “Still Growing” Kirk talks about being self-conscious about Pectus Excavatum a condition in which the “breast bone” (sternum) appears sunken and the chest concave. It is sometimes called "funnel chest. So the most that is out there are sleeveless shirt photos revealing arms that depending on his age range from toned to muscular, the result of what he recalls in the book as “working out a minimum of 2 hours a day” ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/94 "2011-02-16T22:01:07Z")
Zombie Kirk Cameron! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/95 "2011-02-16T22:43:12Z")
> [@TV\_Friend](#): > > Short of any private family photos, there are no public shirtless photos of Kirk Cameron. And contrary to any of the popular answers on the web, it has nothing to do with his Christianity. Although he was obviously in great shape, in his autobiography “Still Growing” Kirk talks about being self-conscious about Pectus Excavatum a condition in which the “breast bone” (sternum) appears sunken and the chest concave. It is sometimes called "funnel chest. So the most that is out there are sleeveless shirt photos revealing arms that depending on his age range from toned to muscular, the result of what he recalls in the book as “working out a minimum of 2 hours a day” We used to call that “Pirate’s Delight” (a sunken chest). Here’s a pic of an [extreme condition](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7uv3wK5po1qciwy5o1_250.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/96 "2011-02-17T00:43:27Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Zombie Kirk Cameron! Run away! I’m trying to decide if Zombie Kirk Cameron would be more or less annoying than real Kirk Cameron. “Bannnnannnas… bannnannnas…”. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/97 "2011-02-17T01:43:47Z")
> [@TV\_Friend](#): > > Short of any private family photos, there are no public shirtless photos of Kirk Cameron. And contrary to any of the popular answers on the web, it has nothing to do with his Christianity. Although he was obviously in great shape, in his autobiography “Still Growing” Kirk talks about being self-conscious about Pectus Excavatum a condition in which the “breast bone” (sternum) appears sunken and the chest concave. It is sometimes called "funnel chest. So the most that is out there are sleeveless shirt photos revealing arms that depending on his age range from toned to muscular, the result of what he recalls in the book as “working out a minimum of 2 hours a day” I know you happened upon this board by googlng “Kirk Cameron’s nipples” you pervert. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/98 "2011-02-17T03:17:39Z")
> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#): > > I know you happened upon this board by googlng “Kirk Cameron’s nipples” you pervert. Like you can talk. That’s how we ALL got here! And now we can never leave… DAMN YOU KIRK CAMERON’S NIPPPLES!!! DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Speaking of: I was listening to Eric Kripke, writer and producer on the audio commentary of an episode of _Supernatural_ and he said when they were casting either Sam or Dean they considered offering it to Kirk Cameron. I initially assumed he was joking but now I’m wondering- I could almost see it. If I were an exec at CW I’d totally offer him $1 million to play the Nipple Demon Master of All Darkness in the final episode ($2 million if he’d go shirtless and wear goat leggings). ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/99 "2011-02-17T03:31:20Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Zombie Kirk Cameron! Run away! I Wonder what this guy was googling when he stumbled upon this thread. Then again, maybe some questions should go unanswered. ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2011, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619/100 "2011-02-17T03:35:43Z")
I heard he was shirtless in the film _[Left Behind](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190524/)_ but I’ve never seen the film. Can anyone confirm or refute this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kirk-camerons-nipples/411619.md?page=6)