# Kitten Cannon - Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695 "2005-06-24T17:33:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/1 "2005-06-24T17:33:47Z")
For your time-killing pleasure, a [simple but twisted](http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html) game. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/2 "2005-06-24T17:37:58Z")
926 feet. Oh man feather, you a bad putting this in MPSIMS. I love it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/3 "2005-06-24T17:38:12Z")
Gack! That’s horrible. Shame on you! Ooo, I got a 361! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/4 "2005-06-24T17:42:31Z")
1,304 feet! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/5 "2005-06-24T18:05:39Z")
Yeah, it was [back in April](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=313100), but my personal best of _ **2,114 feet** _ still stands. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@TheBoneyKingofNowhere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBoneyKingofNowhere)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/6 "2005-06-24T18:11:20Z")
Dang, Hal, I thought that the 1,415 ft I just had was going to be good. Got kiity up to 211 feet after a couple simultaneous trampoleen jumbs and a bomb! ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/7 "2005-06-24T18:28:37Z")
My cat is seriously concerned – the sound effects are freaking him out. He’s looking for the hurt kitty, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/8 "2005-06-24T18:42:10Z")
Somebody set up my kitty the bomb! I’ve only cracked 1000 once. Stupid kitten-eating flowers. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/9 "2005-06-24T18:59:11Z")
Bus wife hates you. I, however am going to play this forever. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/10 "2005-06-24T19:33:41Z")
My first attempt went 666 feet… …this can NOT be a good sign! ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/11 "2005-06-24T19:48:12Z")
Only 546. I did much better last time I played. ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/12 "2005-06-24T20:00:30Z")
I can’t decide if it’s horrifying or hilarious. Actually, it’s both. 1287 here. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/13 "2005-06-24T20:07:36Z")
1. Damn, almost caught Hal. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/14 "2005-06-24T20:32:18Z")
:eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/15 "2005-06-24T20:36:14Z")
1297 ft on my very first attempt. Heehee ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/16 "2005-06-24T20:57:54Z")
Is anybody else holding their breath waiting for the first offended kitten lover to yell at us, or better yet start a Pit thread? (Still can’t break a 1000) ---
**Author:** ![sewalk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@sewalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sewalk)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/17 "2005-06-24T21:04:40Z")
1. Straight into a plant. Beat that! The object is to kill kittens as quickly as possible, no? ---
**Author:** ![Dancer\_Flight](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dancer_flight/32/7601_2.png) [@Dancer\_Flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dancer_Flight)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/18 "2005-06-24T21:09:25Z")
2039, three consecutive TNT bundles and then a trampoline, some splats and a couple of other boosts… Still shy of 2114 though. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/19 "2005-06-24T22:46:00Z")
> [@sewalk](#): > > 1. Straight into a plant. Beat that! The object is to kill kittens as quickly as possible, no? 14 ft. Right into the spikes. Gah, I hate those spikes. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/20 "2005-06-24T23:17:06Z")
I can’t go outside to feed my friends. :shame: 2211 feet. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695.md?page=2)