# Kitten Cannon - Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 24, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695 "2005-06-24T17:33:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/21 "2005-06-24T23:29:58Z")
aim low and pray for explosives. The faster you go when you hit the explosives (Labled TNT, LOL, and OMFG) the further you go. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/22 "2005-06-25T06:20:59Z")
1,579 is my best so far. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/23 "2005-06-25T06:28:12Z")
I’m not sure how you people find this remotely amusing. Do you realise how utterly depraved and cruel something like this is? I almost want to make a Pit thread so I can say what I really think of someone who’d take pleasure in something so stupid and barbaric. Maybe later… gotta break 1296… ---
**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/24 "2005-06-25T06:39:58Z")
This is a sick, perverted game. 1,053, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/25 "2005-06-25T06:44:39Z")
That was evil… [sub]1424 ft. on the second try[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/26 "2005-06-25T10:11:28Z")
Woo! 2,666 feet! I rule! ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/27 "2005-06-25T11:39:41Z")
I love it… …explosives labeled **OMFG**. \ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/28 "2005-06-25T12:01:04Z")
The cat sleeping soundly on my shoulder is unaware of just how much fun I’m having with this thing. 1760 for me. And since I don’t have my sound turned up, I have [this](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php) stuck in my head as I play. Along with my insomnia, this is all kind of surreal. I could get used to it. I _do_ think I’m laughing too hard when the little kitty just gets eaten up by the venus flytrap-like plants, though. Whee! Bounce. Whee! Bounce. Whee! Munch. BWAHA! ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/29 "2005-06-25T15:22:41Z")
I’ve managed 1800 or so. The items seem to be randomly placed each time. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/30 "2005-06-25T17:25:04Z")
That is so sick. (Didn’t someone want to hear that?) :mad: I got up to 338 - gotta turn on the sound and go back to watch one get eaten by the flowers. ---
**Author:** ![Prancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Prancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prancer)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/31 "2005-06-25T18:13:07Z")
3,166 so far is my best. The dead kitten got up to 243 feet high. Poor kitten. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/32 "2005-06-25T18:50:35Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > And since I don’t have my sound turned up, I have [this](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php) stuck in my head as I play. Along with my insomnia, this is all kind of surreal. I could get used to it. I’m a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance… Thanks. (Every time I play, I get the phrase “Dead cat bounce” in _my_ head.) ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/33 "2005-06-25T19:16:47Z")
I was getting so excited, I thought I broke at least 2000, but then I hit spikes at 1121. I’m so disappointed. To relieve my anger, I might have to go build a real one of these. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/34 "2005-06-25T19:47:14Z")
😉 I scored a 1495 so far. Aaargh ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/35 "2005-06-25T20:00:25Z")
Hmmm…1472 is my best so far. I’ve broken 1000 three times (1118, 1112 & 1472). I hate when I have a good shot going, and then I land on the spikes and stop suddenly. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/36 "2005-06-25T20:07:32Z")
set at only 10 degrees. 10 tries So to Cat lovers out there they like the game too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/37 "2005-06-25T20:54:13Z")
2,326! Woooooooo!!! Up until now the best I’d managed was 793 feet. Yea!!! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/38 "2005-06-26T02:19:40Z")
I can only play this game with the blinds drawn and sound down, otherwise, I’m soo busted. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/39 "2005-06-26T02:22:46Z")
I thought my 1,092 was good. :sad: ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695/40 "2005-06-26T02:53:08Z")
2842 - **Prancer** is still the kitty-killing champ. This game reminds me of [Nanaca Crash](http://homepage.mac.com/pockyrevolution/nanaca_crash.html). I wonder which came first… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kitten-cannon-game/309695.md?page=3)