# Kittens! We have brand-new kittens!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965 "2005-03-30T16:33:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/21 "2005-03-31T02:34:02Z")

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That’s it! 🆒

Did someone from Led Zeppelin complain, or was it one of the recording industry goons? Either way, I’ve got it saved to my hard drive.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/22 "2005-03-31T05:18:14Z")

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Yay for little fuzzerheads! If they were any cuter, they’d be illegal. 😃

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/23 "2005-03-31T05:22:37Z")

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Has anyone ever encountered any really _old_ kittens?

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/24 "2005-03-31T06:17:39Z")

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[Ancient kitties.](http://www.egyptology.com/kmt/spring2000/front.jpg)

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/25 "2005-03-31T07:15:31Z")

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Awww.

The youngest kitty I’ve ever owned was fourteen weeks old.

Do you have any homes lined up for them yet? Or will you be keeping them for yourself?

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**Author:** ![davmilasav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@davmilasav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davmilasav)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/26 "2005-03-31T13:42:01Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> _“The hammer of the Gods  
> will drive our ships to new lands.  
> We’ll fight the hoard,  
> singing and crying,  
> Valhalla I am coming!”_

And I for one welcome our new kitten overlords!

No homes are lined up yet. I have 6 weeks to set up their futures. Momma and Poppa are getting a quick trip to the vet ASAP.

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**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/27 "2005-03-31T20:17:23Z")

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Let’s make kitten pie!

P.S. It would be better to wait until they are 8 weeks old before they leave maman. Six weeks is a tad young.

Kittens! Pictures soon, please. Even if they are still in that odd-looking round-head stumpy-ear stage.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/28 "2005-03-31T20:27:18Z")

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Hey! I was promised kitten pictures! And I made a special return trip to this thread and everything! ☹  
😃

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittens-we-have-brand-new-kittens/296965/29 "2005-04-01T04:57:32Z")

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> [@missbunny](#):
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> Let’s make kitten pie!
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> P.S. It would be better to wait until they are 8 weeks old before they leave maman. Six weeks is a tad young.

Watch it, or we’ll be having hassenpheffer. 😉

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