# kittenwar.com : So cute it has to be illegal **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894 "2005-05-28T17:18:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/1 "2005-05-28T17:18:23Z")
Warning…May cause case of spontaneous diabetes… A few favorites from the “winningest kittens” list: [Shion](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9555/) [Bubees](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9908/) [Atilla](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/10249/) [Earnest T Bass](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/2573/) [Fuzzmonster](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5900/) Oh…my…god… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/2 "2005-05-28T17:32:43Z")
Gah!..must…get…keg…of insulin… Them is some damned cute kitties, especially Atilla. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/3 "2005-05-28T17:35:36Z")
I remember seeing Earnest on another website. He promptly became the logo for my bookstore. ---
**Author:** ![missbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@missbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missbunny)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/4 "2005-05-28T17:40:03Z")
That “losingest kittens” section makes me sad. None of them are losingest. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/5 "2005-05-28T17:41:13Z")
It’s like it says at the bottom of the page, “All of our kittens are winners, really. . .” ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/6 "2005-05-28T17:43:02Z")
“But all our kittens are winners really…” ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/7 "2005-05-28T17:44:53Z")
My favorite has to be Fuzzmonster. He looks like a dust bunny - in kitty form! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/8 "2005-05-28T17:46:41Z")
> [@missbunny](#): > > That “losingest kittens” section makes me sad. None of them are losingest. I don’t know about that. Look at [Scary Cat](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/2565/). Is that a cat or did someone burn the Chihuahua? ---
**Author:** ![Prancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Prancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prancer)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/9 "2005-05-28T17:58:26Z")
For dog lovers out there: http://puppywar.com ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/10 "2005-05-28T17:59:29Z")
> [@Prancer](#): > > For dog lovers out there: > > http://puppywar.com Better link ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/11 "2005-05-28T18:11:11Z")
Right, I realise how weird this will sound, and before anybodt thinks it, no I don’t like bestiality but for some strange reason I think if Bubees was a girl (a human girl) she would be really hot. I don’t think I should post again. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/12 "2005-05-28T18:14:09Z")
> [@klintypooh](#): > > Right, I realise how weird this will sound, and before anybodt thinks it, no I don’t like bestiality but for some strange reason I think if Bubees was a girl (a human girl) she would be really hot. > > I don’t think I should post again. Hahahahahaha…ha! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/13 "2005-05-28T18:18:21Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > It’s like it says at the bottom of the page, “All of our kittens are winners, really. . .” But you gotta admit…those are some _ugly_ fucking cats. I mean, [Max Power](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9754/) looks like Lovecraft’s [Brown Jenkin](http://www.unreart.net/oil_brown_jenkin.htm). ---
**Author:** ![klintypooh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3da27b/32.png) [@klintypooh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klintypooh)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/14 "2005-05-28T18:21:30Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > Hahahahahaha…ha! What can I say? I’m a sucker for pussy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/15 "2005-05-28T18:40:08Z")
> [@honeydewgrrl](#): > > Warning…May cause case of spontaneous diabetes… > > A few favorites from the “winningest kittens” list: > > [Shion](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9555/) > [Bubees](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/9908/) > [Atilla](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/10249/) > [Earnest T Bass](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/2573/) > [Fuzzmonster](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/5900/) > > Oh…my…god… Ditto Bubees is my new master!! ;j ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/16 "2005-05-28T19:09:17Z")
Fuzzmonster looks a little too much like a severed cat head sitting on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/17 "2005-05-28T19:18:03Z")
Some of those cats look airbrushed. What’s the world coming to? (I added my kitty, I couldn’t help myself!) ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/18 "2005-05-28T21:04:51Z")
Awwww! [Squee](http://kittenwar.com/kittens/3176/) in a bag! I wanna kitty! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/19 "2005-05-28T22:11:46Z")
> [@klintypooh](#): > > I don’t think I should post again. Speak with your Minister, Rabbi or Bartender. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894/20 "2005-05-28T22:12:58Z")
_explodes from the cuteness overload_ Kitties! And puppies! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/kittenwar-com-so-cute-it-has-to-be-illegal/305894.md?page=2)